It’s Monday. I’ll save the full week 7 recap for the normal slot of Tuesday or Wednesday.

One thing about week 7 I will say is get well soon, Odell. The shit chest narrative won’t be the same without you.

I’m doing this Monday Night special as a result of the Milly Maker coming to Monday night in the form of a showdown contest.

It’s Big Dick Nick Foles vs. Jared “McVay Please Help Me” Goff. At what point is he going to go out there himself and start taking snaps?

It is very relevant that Big Dick Nick is a part of this slate because you’re going to want to leave an incredible amount of dick on the table when constructing your lineups for this game. The first lineup I made left $7.2k dick on the table. You may think that’s aggressive, but I’m playing to solo win not to chop first.

This game is going be ugly. I think you have to get a defense and some absolute dustball TE in there. My 2 favorites are the Bears D and Cole Kmet.

The Bears D has been great this year so I expect the Rams to struggle to move the ball. Goff folds like a lawn chair under pressure and will likely get dick slapped by Mack a time or two.

My favorite play at captain is David Montgomery. He is kind of a bad player and doesn’t really have the ability to break off long runs, but this game is going to be ugly and I think he has a chance to score a couple short TDs.

My theory for the game is the Bears D dominates, maybe get a TD or 2(median projection of course) and then Goff has to play catch up mode so I stacked Goff and a pass catcher or two.

Don’t be afraid to whip out your dick and play a defense vs your QB in showdown. I don’t have the stat but I think there is a chance they are correlated. Pick 6, D gets points QB gets the ball back narrative.

If you leave a good amount of dick on the table I think this construction could have a nice balance of upside and uniqueness to win the milly.

Be on the lookout for the week 7 recap article on Tuesday or Wednesday.

-CashGod-