It’s Saturday night. I’ll go over a few thoughts I have on the slate this week and provide Cash God Guarantee number 4. I look to redeem myself after the Le’Veon Bell misfire.

It looks like there are several games that may end up being high scoring.

MFW Scott Hanson pans to the Washington-New York dumpster fire for more than 5 seconds:

We have a big range of QBs this week. I can assure you I won’t be overlooking Mahomes ability to leave a permanent imprint on anyone’s face again, but at $8.1k that’s a tough sell. There are a lot of QBs I like, but my favorite couple are Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen of course, Brussell Wilson on the high end. Derek Carr and Drew Lock in the $5k range.

I can’t imagine paying only $100 less than Lamar Jackson for Justin Sherbert I don’t really give a shit what the matchup is.

At RB, fresh off of the dick slapping of a lifetime to Green Bay, it looks like Dalvin will be the chalkiest RB on the slate but a really good play. He becomes an even better play if Staffcock is out (looks like he’ll play). Other plays I like are James Robinson, Chase Edmonds, James Conner. Clyde Edwards-Helaire is interesting. He was complete horse ass full dustball last week, but the Panthers are dogshit against the run. If Mahomes dick slaps me again and CEH gets nothing I’ll accept it, but I think he is definitely in play this week at $6.1k.

At WR this week I’ll be stacking with my QBs heavily obviously. I don’t really think you can go wrong stacking these 3 games: DEN-ATL, SEA-BUF, and LAC-LV. I don’t need to name every fucking player in these games that I like just pick a QB, stack 1 or 2 WR and then be sure to have a comeback from the other team. Any combo works.

I will call out a few WR specifically. Any time you can get Will “Deep Routes Only” Fuller in a non-chalk situation I think you take it. I’m seeing pretty low ownership on all three Steelers WR, which is also interesting considering Dallas’ defense is so fucking bad. I think those three could be good leverage off of James Conner.

John Brown is another WR that can provide some leverage. He has been quiet the last couple weeks, but that game is expected to shootout and he is projected at <5% ownership. That’s a play that could bring home a big papa.

At TE I like Darren Waller, Mark Andrews (a lot), Noah Fant, and Hunter Henry. TE has been absolute shit as I say every fucking week so you just either have to live with 5 pts or pay up.

We have never seen a defense priced at $4.9k, but that is where the Steelers are this week. Dallas is a pile of shit, so this price is warranted. I think I’ll play the variance and not pay up for them. The defenses I like are Washington (vs. Danny turnover time Dimes), Houston, New York Giants, and maybe the Vikings if David Bloughs Dick is playing.

Here it is. The Cash God Guarantee for Week 9. This week’s guarantee is Will Fuller. The Texans are likely going to ass clap the Jaguars and Fuller should have a big game to make that happen. Hoping my TV is spared from the absolute laser beam of an erection when he hauls in his 3rd TD of the afternoon in the fourth quarter.

I’ll be back on Wednesday with my Week 9 Recap. Good luck to all.

-CashGod-