I’m sitting here, tilting my face off, watching CEH run in his second TD while killing my Sunday Night lineup. The slate (including Sunday Night) legitimately shit on my chest, and unlike Odell, I did not enjoy it.

I’m on a three week losing streak. This week was not quite as bad as last week where I cashed a single lineup. I thought I was in line for a massive day today when I saw Damien Harris swinging dick on the Texans, scoring 10 points on the first drive. I seriously thought for a second that he’d break the slate. I had the phone number dialed for when I inevitably would have to get myself to the hospital due to excessive bloodflow to a single area of the body.

Unfortunately that was about all he did all game and fucking blew cock, sinking around 60% of my lineups. That was the story of the day. Poor sap Joe Burrow tore his knee, sinking 25% of my lineups, etc etc. I hit on Dionte Johnson and the Sherbert to Keenan stacks but the rest was either average or bad.

I take personal blame for the past couple weeks since I did not write an article. That’s likely why my lineups were such ass shit.

My god I’m looking at my Sunday Night lineup again after a Bell TD and I’m officially down with the fucking bots and the reserved seats. Oh my. There are times where it would be nice to be able to withdraw or forfeit during the game. I get sick of seeing the needle at the bottom of the fucking range.

Looking ahead to this week. This is a massive football week, as usual on Thanksgiving. But first, we have the ultimate noodle dick arm Brady vs. Jared “McVay take the wheel” Goff.

The way Tampas D is playing I think the lad Jared is going to have a rough time. I’d consider playing both defenses in the showdown slate on Monday night. The Rams defense is great and Brady’s arm is legitimately dead. Bucs D is a virtual lock against Jared. That poor sap doesn’t even know which way the sun rises. Otherwise, I like Rojo and/or Fourskin.

Here’s my preview of the Rams D vs. Brady:

I’ll have a comprehensive preview for the Thursday Thanksgiving slate out on Wednesday. Hopefully having cleared the absolute shit that this Week 11 slate has dumped onto my face by then.

-CashGod-