Covid has robbed us of the three game slate we all wanted. The Ravens seemed to have each player breathe directly down the throat of each other, because now the entire team has the virus.

I’ll take a quick look at the slate and the plays I like.

At QB it’s hard to go away from Watson, but I think you can make the case for Alex “Dead Leg” Smith and maybe Stafford. I am a little concerned about Stafford’s thumb injury. I don’t think I’ll be playing the Red Dick Rocket.

At RB we will have to make sure D ‘Andre Swift plays, but there is going to be a huge concentration of ownership on a small amount of running backs. Houston is completely dog shit-horse ass against the run. The two lowest I’m seeing are J.D. McKissic and Insta Gibson. I actually really like McKissic this week and maybe you get him at lower ownership than some of the others. In lineups with him I like to stack the Cowboys receivers because that’s the game environment that he would thrive in… the shootout. The prodigal son Zeke is going to be 70%+ and Washington has a fairly good front 7. You could make a case to fade, but at that price it would be tough to.

I saw Kenny Golladay’s pic on Instagram and thought there was a 100% chance he was playing based on form alone. Looked like he was about to enter the bone zone on Instagram live. Clearly I was wrong, he’s out.

I know I said I wasn’t going to play Double D’s Dusty Dalton, but now that I’m looking at Lamb and Cooper and I think that stack with Scary Terry/McKissic on the comeback might be great. Could get a little unique if you go McKissic and Terry. I’m seeing 10% ownership on Keke Coutee which seems low for his price/role tomorrow, but he is kinda horse ass. The game to stack seems to be the Lions-Texans.

My god the tight ends. It’s usually bad, but now it gets even worse with the short slate. I’m probably going either Hockencock or a complete tight end punt. Darren Fells or Jordan Akins are my favorite punts at TE.

At defense I’ll just go with whatever is left for salary. I kind of like Houston if Staffcock is still hurt at all. He is a continental soldier in the pocket with a thumb injury.

One thing to mention before the Cash God Guarantee is that I expect to leave a significant amount of dick on the table tomorrow, especially with the fucking Steelers-Ravens game postponed. As I mentioned up above there will be a concentration of ownership on a few players, so I will be leaving a potentially massive amount of dick on the table tomorrow. I would guess I’ll leave at least $1k fully out on the table depending on my build. In showdowns I shoot for about $2k or more, but for these 2 game slates I think less may work.

Alright the Cash God Guarantee. This week’s guarantee is CeeDee Lamb. He will be having his best game on the national stage and I will not be able to control my erection when he scores for the third time.

I’ll be back on Saturday with my full week 12 preview and the weekend Cash God Guarantee.

-CashGod-