I’m starting to think this could be the last week of the NFL since the spread seems to be out of control. I saw that Jonathan Taylor is out because his girlfriend went “out of town”. What the fuck? That’s a very avoidable situation in multiple ways.

I’ll take a look through this weeks plays and give me Cash God Guarantee as usual. Doubled up on my one big papa entry on the Thanksgiving slate.

There are several ways to go at QB. I’m keeping it at Mahomes, Fitzmagic, Sherbert, and Josh Allen. These are clearly the best plays to me, no reason to get tricky. I keep clicking Sherbert and I don’t think I’ll stop. I expect him to whip it out and swing it around on the Bills in the shootout of the slate.

At RB I have a fairly small pool. The guys I like are Brian Hill, Nyheim Hines, and Wayne Gallman. Brian Hill is going to ass clap the Raiders awful run defense. I’m going to mostly fade Dalvin at 9.5k. If he goes for 50 then I’m fucked. Kamara did not catch a pass last week and I think Taysom is negatively correlated with him so I’ll be avoiding him. I’ll likely stick with the couple I mentioned above and maybe slip King Henry and Austin Ekeler in a few.

At WR my plays are going to stem off of my QB choices, as usual. One thing I will point out is that the Bucs WR are severely undrowned in what is the highest total game on the slate. Yes, Brady has the arm equivalent to a wilting flaccid dick, but the environment of the game should be good enough for these guys (AB and Evans), especially at that ownership. I’ll be heavy on AB.

Keenan Allen, Hill and Diggs are the three I’ll be getting into my lineups at all costs. Going bargain bin, borderline dustball at RB allows these prices to fit. The Browns have played in some absolute ass shit weather games recently so I could see someone like Rashard Higgins or Jarvis Landry being a good play this week.

I don’t want to spend any time at all on tight end. I’ll be playing nearly 100% Tyler Eifert with Kelce in my Mahomes stacks. Double TE not necessary advised but I might slip a few in with the Mahomes stacks. Those are tough to afford..

At defense I don’t mind some of the cheap ones like Minnesota or even Cincinnati. I also could be convinced to play the Titans against the shriveled scrotum elbow of Philip Rivers. Giants and Browns look good too, but I won’t be prioritizing paying up for defense of course.

The Cash God Guarantee: it’s fucking Dick Chubb week if I’ve ever seen it. The Jags are one of the worst run defenses in the league and the Browns are heavy favorites. They love to absolutely shovel the rock down his fucking throat and pound him like its a 1980s porn shoot.

I’ll be back on Tuesday or Wednesday for my recap of the week and a quick look at Thursday night.

-CashGod-