I didn’t do a recap of last week but ended up doing alright since I had about 50% Tyreek and the Cash God Guarantee of Dick Chubb ass clapped.

Looking ahead to week 13 we have a lot of interesting games. I’ll take a look through positions and plays that I like this week, as usual.

At QB it’s looking like Rodgers, Kirk, Tanne, and Jared “McVay take the wheel” Goff are my favorite plays. I could maybe be convinced on Sherbert vs the Pats and Watson vs the Colts, but Belichick seems to absolutely cock slap rookie QBs. Will Fuller was caught injecting his dick with too much viagra and has been suspended for 6 games, which will definitely have an impact on Watson. The other 4 have clear stacks and good game environments. Here’s a video of Fuller walking through the facility the day he got caught:

At RB I don’t think I can avoid Cook again this week. The Jags are worthless horse ass against the run and Mattison is out. $9.5k is a steep price but the Vikes need this game and they will give Dalvin 30+ touches. I’m going to go Cook over King Henry. Other RBs I like are Dick Chubb (back to the well), Miles Sanders, and I guess David Montgomery. Watching him play is one of the worst things you can subject yourself to.

People are all over Brandin Cooks it looks like. I’m playing the 7k guys and Keke Coutee instead. Some of my favorite plays are AJ Brown (one of the best plays on the entire slate), Adam Thielen, Justin Jefferson of course, Dick .Jingle Chark and I don’t mind Sterling Shepard if you’re scrolling down. As always, I’ll be making stacks around my QB plays above.

I’ll keep TE short. I’m going 100% Anthony Firkser.

At defense there are some interesting choices to make. A couple that I like are the Seahawks, Rams, Falcons, and maybe the Cardinals vs. Goff, my god he is bad.

The Cash God Guarantee. Chris Carson. I was on him all week and hoping that Carlos Hyde wasn’t too banged up to make his ownership balloon. Pete fucking loves Carson and you just never know when he’s going to go back to full on pound the rock mode. That combined with the Giants being absolute dogshit as a team makes this a great setup.

I’ll be back next week with the recap.

-CashGod-