I’ve had a terrible start to the season. The worst part about this past week was that I thought I was so locked in. Maybe I’m a market moving whale or maybe not, but I saw a 4.5% projection on Ty’Son Williams and he ended up at 15%. The tilting part about that was that I still went overweight on him and had 75 fucking percent. I looked at one lineup after the first quarter and he had 7 rushing yards. At that point I knew my day was over. So two of three weeks I’ve had some absolute fucking dust bin either get hurt (Mostert) or just blow their own balls for 4 quarters(Williams).

I got so cock slapped on the main slate I couldn’t even bring myself to submit a SNF showdown lineup. The CGG was fucking terrible as well. Maybe I should have gone with Jefferson, which was one of the only things I seemed to get right. I had the dick dragger Metcalf typed out as the CGG and out-thought myself with CB matchups.

Moving onto Monday night and Thursday night for a couple quick plays I like.

For Monday night you obviously lock Dick Hurts in. I think someone like DeVonta Smith at captain allows for you to leave enough dick on the table. Having a unique lineup that is feasible is the absolute priority. I’ll probably go with 4 Cowboys including Greg the Fucking Leg. I plan to leave at MINIMUM 3k dick on the table. My first build had 3.8k.

The Thursday night game is dog shit. They keep hyping it as the two number one picks, but Lawrence sucks donkey dick so is it really going to be that fun? The Bengals defense is firmly in play. I am looking to play Mixon at captain, but Jags pass catchers as they’ll be down all game. The game is so fucking bad and they don’t have the salaries out yet, but those couple thoughts are my first read.

I’ll be back on Friday for the full week 4 preview.