Week 4 was by far my best week of the season. I didn’t get buried by some fucking duster like Ty’Son Williams or pick a shit CGG like Lockett. Speaking of Ty’Son, he was inactive this week and they gave 18 carries and 62% of the snaps at RB to the god damn Tay Train. How does that happen?

I can assure you it would have been immediate helicopter dick on the balcony time had Devonta Smith not stepped out of bounds prior to that long TD from Dick Hurts, but either way the CGG finally hit this week.

An added bonus of going heavy on my CGG was that I basically walked into 50% Tyreek. I, of course, followed the Cash God rule of going scrub TE so I avoided watching Kelce suck his own dick.

A couple other plays that hit were Jonathon Taylor, Chase Edmonds and Deebo Samuel. The setup for each of these guys was great and it paid off at low ownership. All in all it was a great week.

I then got absolutely fucking ass blasted on the Monday night showdown. I thought I had crafted a masterpiece; 1.7k dick and only duped once. I must have somehow missed the breaking news that there was going to be a funnel straight from Odell’s house onto Mike Williams’ face for 60 minutes. I was truly with the bots. Something like 196k out of 197k.

On Thursday night it’s Cocks-Rams. There is somewhat of a Robert Woods squeaky wheel narrative coming into form as we go through the week. Woody tends to beat the Cocks pretty hard so I actually really like that we have the added bonus of squeaky wheel coming into play. I also like Lockett to bounce back in a big way with Ramsey shadowing DK. If Chris Carson doesn’t play I’ll be balls deep on Homer and his pass catching role. It’s going to be tough to fade Cooper Kupp all year, but I think I may take the Woody beating Cocks + squeaky wheel narrative and run with it.

As always, be sure to leave plenty of dick on the table and don’t be afraid to play one of the duster TEs.

I’ll be back on Friday with the week 5 preview and CGG.