I’m late on the article this week. I was busy taking out a loan for the deposit I need to make after getting blasted once again last week by the Bucs late game. I haven’t been on the Bucs stack all year and my bank account knows it better than anyone.

I’ll get right into the plays for this week.

I’m going to get it out of the way first. I’m going back to the Sam Darnold well. Big time. It appears that it wasn’t completely Adam Gase that made him look like donkey dick, but I still think this is a good time to fire him up again. I think I say this about one or more of the defenses every week, but Atlanta is fucking horse ass. I’ll also be playing Hurts, Jameis (If you hadn’t considered the extremely strong revenge narrative I think you need to reevaluate your process), and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m sprinkling in a few Wentz as well.

Darrell Henderson is chalk again at RB. I’ll guzzle, I’ll guzzle.

One of my favorite RB plays on the slate is Chubby Hubbard. Last week they just got complete ass blasted so I’m going to try to write that usage off in my head. A few other running back plays I like this week are Kenneth Gaintrain(If he gets enough carries against the lions he’s going bring out the dad dick), Joe Mixon, James Robinson, Ekeler and Jonathon Taylor. It seems like they are finally giving Taylor a normal amount of work, but Frank Reich desperately needs to recreate the Old Yeller scene with Marlon Mack’s workload.

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Diggs is the play of the week at WR. He may be popular, but I’ll be nearly locking him in every lineup I make. I think you just have to keep playing Devonta Smith in GPPs until the dick emerges one game and he goes for 30. I can’t be off of him on the week that happens. They’re playing the Lions this week so this seems to be that week.

A few other WR I like this week are the Sandy Man, Pittcock, Mike Williams (sneaky game that will go underowned), Bobby Trees (also one of the absolute best plays on the slate), AJ
“Can’t stop shitting on Odell’s Chest” Brown, Shenault and Robby Anderson. One of these weeks Robby Anderson won’t be in the basement with Waller sucking his own dick for 60 minutes. AJ Brown was confirmed to be seen at Chipotle again this week and I’m hearing it is now part of his pregame ritual to have Odell present, willing and waiting. Here’s the video of Brown on the way to the room they have Odell in before last week’s game- the determination is evident:

At TE we all know Dan Arnold can be played and played a lot at 2.8k. The only other tight ends I looked at are Hunter Henry, Kyle Pitts, and Mike Fucking Gesicki. If I play Gesicki/Pitts and end up watching them suck their own dicks all game it will be deserved for playing a 5k+ TE.

At defense I like the Eagles, Jags, Browns and Bears. The Eagles are my favorite defense on the slate. Whenever you can get a defense under 3k against He Went to Jared you almost have to lock it in.

It’s time for the CGG. This week it is Alvin Kamara. I’m not worried about the dustball Mark Ingram. All you need to look at is what Myles Gas Can did to this Bucs defense. They’re going to be forced to throw all game and Kamara will be heavily involved in the passing game. Similar to the Lockett week, you may be asking me “Cash God, aren’t you chasing points against a strong defense?”. My response to that is, again, let’s check back at about 6pm when Kamara has 40 points and there is a sawed-off tree laying across the fucking road as a result of the TV being shot out of the window by my explosive erection.

I’ll be back next week.

-CashGod-