At this point I think it’s fair to ask the question. Is it variance or is it the process? I got fucking dusted once again on the Thanksgiving slate. I’m either due for a win or maybe I’m just complete donkey ass. Send me to pasture like Jason Garrett.

It looks like the cheap QBs are going to be popular this week. I’ve been debating whether Matt Ryan belongs on the wrinkled penis arm list. Based on the last few games he definitely does, he’s been fucking terrible.

TyGod looks like a good play, but I’m having a hard time thinking that game is going to be a good enough environment. The Jets are absolutely worthless and it’s even worse when Zach Wilson plays. The QBs I like this week are Dick Hurts, Kirk Cousins, and I’m going back to the god damn SysTom Brady well. An indoor game with the highest total on the slate what could go wrong?

At running back there’s just no way Jonathon Taylor does it again. I’d rather spend an hour with Odell having to shit than playing him at $9.1k.

A couple plays I like this week at RB are Dalvin Cook, Elijah Mitchell (Vikings D is banged up and the Niners love to pound the rock), Javonte Williams (I’ve heard a lot about teams busting rookies out of the garage after a bye week like a Ferrari in the summer), and CMC (He’s still too cheap).

I could be convinced to play Najee Harris. Big Ben has been on the wrinkled dick arm list for multiple years now and the Bengals D has struggled lately in all phases. Here’s Big Ben:

At WR I’ll be mainly focused on the stacks around my QBs, of course. We have a couple nice double stack opportunities with Kirk, Thielen, and Jefferson at low ownership in a game that is projected to be the second highest scoring game on the slate. It’s hard to imagine Jefferson whipping his cock out once again this week, but it’s a good play. The comeback I like most here is Aiyuk.

For Tampa I like picking one of the WR and this week it’s Evans. He is looking to be lower owned with just as high of a ceiling as Godwin. At this point I might be a reverse indicator so feel free to take that into account.

I’ll be single stacking Dick Hurts with Smith.

A couple other WR I like this week are Pittman (Nice comeback in the Tampa game), Dionte Johnson, Shenault (It’s finally time – added squeaky wheel bonus), Elijah Moore (Gotta ride the hot hand), Shit Chest (It’s bounce back time and he’s ready to shit on the Packers chest), and likely Deebo in one-off situations because it will be tough to afford him in the Vikings stacks.

At TE, I fucking hate paying more than 4k for TE, but Gronk is in play in the Brady double stacks. We are once again firing up Gronklin. I’ll also play Kyle Pitts and Dan Arnold. They really fucked us this week on TE pricing. They didn’t leave any scraps and I’m tilted. DK rakes away my money on a weekly basis and they can’t even toss me a god damn bone with TE pricing.

I’ve been doing a bit better at defense, except the Bills last week, but there are a few I like this week. My favorite play is Carolina, but for the lower prices I like Atlanta, Denver, and the Jets.

It’s time for the week 12 CGG. It’s Saquon’s return to fame. The clapper is finally gone. It’s time for this offense and the Cash God to get back on track in the same week. I’m not sure if I’m more concerned about the wall or the TV when it gets launched across the room like a fucking boomerang as an object that some would describe as a steel fucking pole goes through it with the force of an Elon rocket ship.

I’ll be back next week.

-CashGod-