I’m in Arizona this week and added another layer to my degeneracy. I fired a few free bets from the DK Sportsbook on 15-team NFL parlays and lost all of them on the first game (Pats +2.5). Bill Belicheck took his old, dangling nutsack and brought it into his own mouth while kicking a 20-something yard field goal down 13 in the 4th quarter. I have nothing else to say about it.

If you can sift through the shit show that this week has already been covid-wise, congratulations you are at an extreme advantage. I’ll get right into my plays.

At QB I’m sticking with Rodgers, Dak, and Tua. The Jets are fucking BAD. I say it every week, but it cannot be overstated. I understand Waddler is out but I’ll be firing up the cheap stack against the worst defense in the league.

It looks like some chalk guzzling is coming into play with the Cardinals pass game. I would rather pivot to Dak and Rodgers stacks for lower ownership with similar upside in tournaments.

Holy shit James Robinson projected at 40+ percent ownership. I don’t know that I can play him in GPPs at that level out of principle. I think it would be more productive to take a visit to the surgeon and go the Waller route on myself.

The running backs I like this week are Zeke, Jeff Wilson (I’m aware that he blows dick, just let it ride one more time vs Atlanta’s shitty D), James Conner, and Miles Gaskin.

I’ve been hearing rumblings about shit chest being back – as in completely back. I’d like to take a victory lap and say that we were all over it first. I know he isn’t on the slate anymore but it had to be said.

The WRs I like this week are DaVante Parker, Albert Wilson, CeeDeez Nuts, Amari Cooper, Davante Adams, Marquise Brown, AJ Geezer, and Braxton Berrios, I can’t fathom playing a Giants WR with the fucking giraffe neck Glennon at QB.

I’m avoiding the Cardinals pass game outside of Geezer and want to double stack as much as possible around my QBs.

At TE we are going off the rails this week. It’s time for Mike Gesicki. As much as I hate paying for TE, this is a week where I may end up doing it. Tyler Huntley was feeding Mark Andrews like he was a goose at the local pond. The only other two TE I like are Engram and O’Shaughnessy.

At defense, I like the Niners, Houston, Denver, and Carolina as a complete punt.

It’s time for the CGG. This week I’m going a bit off the board with Michael Gallup. He has had an extremely good target share the last few weeks and is projected to be almost unowned. He has GPP winner tattooed on his dick. The Giants are ass shit and the Cowboys have the 3rd highest team total on the slate. I’m will say that I considered going back to Lamb to capture the flop lag from last week – so keep that in mind when he brings the python out this week.

I’ll be back next week.

-CashGod-