I forgot what it was like to win multiple weeks in a row. PGA DFS did an absolute fucking paint job on my bank account, but now we are cooking with gas in NFL through 3 weeks (outside of the mushroom stamp that was put onto my face in week 1).
Despite going heavy Mahomes, Kelce, Chase, and Sanders I was able to dodge enough chalk (got really lucky on having 0 Frankenstein) and stay away from the Bills-Dolphins dud to have a good Sunday. I ended up on Mack Hollins Sunday morning (join in on Cooker Hour from 11 to lock for the last minute additions) after we got the official Renfrow news.
I started writing this during the abomination of a Sunday night game. That was definitely a top 5 worst game of all time. I saw someone on Twitter suggesting “that one had to feel good for Hackett” and I just don’t think that is possible in an 11-10 game. There’s a chance he was jacking Rodgers off in the showers in Green Bay or something I just have no idea how Rodgers gives him such rave reviews. I think they gotta give him the axe.
Onto a few of my plays for Monday Night Football.
I don’t know why the fuck the Giants are allowed on primetime. This game could rival the Sunday Night game for how ass shit it is, but there’s a millionaire maker so there’s no chance I’m not firing lineups. Before I start listing the plays, something needs to be mentioned. There is nothing worse than having your lineup duplicated so please leave plenty of dick on the table ($ left over).
I guess Sterling Shepard is just completely back. He played almost all of the offensive snaps for the Giants last game and I’d expect the same going forward. He looks like Danny Dimes‘ favorite target and won’t be quite as owned as Lamb, Barkley or Jones. The only memory I have of Danny Dimes in primetime is him stumbling and falling with no one around him during a long run. Shepard is my favorite pick at captain and I’ll likely be fading Barkley.
A few of my other must-plays are Noah Brown and Jake Ferguson.
Noah Brown has had his dick out in a helicopter pattern the last 2 games. They’re saying Gallup is making his season debut, but there is just no way they let him rip for the full game. Brown will still play plenty of snaps and Cooper Rush locks onto him like a fucking laser beam.
I won’t do a Cash God Guarantee for the showdown, but Jake Ferguson is about as close to that as we will get. Dalton Schultz didn’t practice all week (except for maybe a walkthrough on Saturday) and they took Ferguson in the 4th round of the 2022 draft. They are itching to let this guy fucking loose. It won’t take much for him to hit value and I expect him to unveil his dick on the field and score at least 1 TD. Me when Ferguson is in the optimal:
I’ll be back on Friday with the main slate preview.
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