My Lamar double stacks and zero Hockencock were the nails in the coffin to my chances of profiting on Sunday. Variance caught up to me a bit with none of my Geno stacks having Hockencock as the comeback. That’s inexcusably bad, but I couldn’t stomach the high ownership and saw Goff relentlessly feed Reynolds last week after ASB went down.
In hindsight, Zeke was also a fucking mistake and I should have gone a bit heavier than I did on Ekeler. When you see Zeke get 20 touches in a positive game script at home against a dogshit defense I’m not sure what more you can ask for. I’m ready to admit he might be unplayable… “Might”.
I’m writing this as the afternoon games are wrapping up on Sunday. Russ and Hackkjob looked like they had started a Pizza Ranch buffet bathroom-level paint job in the first half but somehow ended up with an Odell-type load on their chests. Russ on his own was ok, but Jeudy and Sutton were not even remotely close to enough especially with the 20% Hockencock dick clapping. My new first motion each week when I see Russ’ name in the pool:
It’s time for a few of my favorite plays for Monday Night Football. I’m simply a full-blown degen so when I see a $1M top prize on a Monday night, I enter. I don’t know what the fuck I need to do to have a unique lineup but I will keep trying. Last week’s $4.4k dick left on the table (leftover salary) apparently wasn’t enough. Some of these games are really tough to watch without firing at least one lineup.
If you aren’t playing Kupp at captain I don’t know how you play anyone besides Higbee. Allen Robinson is confirmed horse ass now so Higbee is the clear WR2 and Staffy loves throwing him the ball, especially when under pressure. Against the Bills, in week 1 he was targeted 11 times and I’d expect a similar result this week against a good front 7. I’ll play Higbee at captain and jam in as many of the top-priced guys as I can.
I’ll also be playing the Rams D. This isn’t new info, but Pornstar Whisperer Jimmy G is fucking terrible. Under any form of pressure, he folds over like a lawn chair. I didn’t know it was possible to have worse pocket awareness than Kirk Cousins, but he does. There’s a good chance he throws at least one pick and even if he doesn’t he will get sacked enough to make this a good play. The Niners’ offense has looked like as dog’s ass since McDaniel left for Miami and they will likely be playing from behind in this game so they should be forced to throw.
The only player I like from SF is Deebo. This game only has a 42.5 total so I don’t think it’s out of the question to only play one of the QBs (I’m fading the Pornstar). Without Lance, Deebo’s role becomes even more important because the Pornstar is so fucking useless. He gets enough touches to make him a complete lock regardless of the game script. I hesitate to say anyone on SF is taking their dick out tonight, but Deebo is going to take his dick out from volume alone. A look at Deebo after his 2nd TD on Monday Night:
I’ll be back on Friday with the main slate preview.
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