I opened the app at about 12:45 central and immediately had my pants split at the crotch seeing that I was in first. I then got completely fucked by the second half of the early games and the late games. Playing Ben Skowronek, Kenyan Drake, and Brian Robinson was so fucking bad I deserved my scores. I ended up profiting still, but watching it all slip away in the afternoon deflated my tent.

I’m almost embarrassed to admit some of those plays. If anyone ever hears me talk about playing Skowronek again I give permission to deactivate my account.

I couldn’t even bring myself to play the Sunday Night Showdown, but there is no chance I’m skipping two slates in a row.

It’s Rondale Moore time. DeAndre Hopkins will play but his hamstring is crinkled so he’s likely not 100%. Last time I played Hopkins with an injured hamstring it set me back multiple months financially after he reaggravated it and left the game. I’m fading. Rondale is their best option and is coming off of a 13 target game. For $9.9k and a high ceiling, there’s no way I’m not putting him on the throne.

My first thought was Niners onslaught but I’m going to play the opposite side to try to be contrarian. I’m ready for the Colt McCoy dick unveiling ceremony. “Bad” QBs have been underowned in showdowns. Colt was somehow 26/37 last week when I wasn’t sure he was still in the NFL. I’m playing him purely to be contrarian against a good Niners D.

I’m playing Deebo. He’s getting back up to speed since coming back from injury and people may lean toward Aiyuk after taking a peek at the box scores. He’s long overdue and will be giving Kliff a personal paint job tonight both on the field and in the locker room after the game.

James Conner is unfadable in the role he is in. I’m not sure why Eno Benjamin got released but he must be complete dog ass. The Cardinals might get dick-dusted tonight, but if they score at all James Conner will be involved. He is a fucking touchdown machine. Colt will dump off enough and if they are anywhere near the goal line they’re going to feed him like the geese at the local fucking pond.

My last note is that this feels like a kicker game. I am a bit of a reverse indicator on kickers so far this year so take that into account. Robbie Gould full mast heading out onto the field for another 50-yarder:

I’ll be back on Wednesday for a Thanksgiving special.

-CashGod-

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