I faded Garrett Wilson when I saw a 30%+ ownership projection and he proceeded to remove his dick from his shorts and swing it around at less than half of that. Mike White appears to be the real deal and they play the Vikings next week so I’ll be noting that for the main slate.

I went way too heavy on the Burrow stacks in a completely dogshit game against the Titans. I gurgled my sack all afternoon and was pretty much only salvaged by Treylon Burks landing on a fumble in the endzone seemingly at random. I am going back to the drawing board next week because I took a fucking bath this week.

What the fuck was the Jags mascot doing?

Onto a few Monday Night Football plays.

I’m playing the Freier at captain. The Colts have been dogshit for years against tight ends and he is clearly Dickett’s favorite target. He dominated last week, gurgling 11 targets. I’d expect more of the same this week against a tough Colts D.

There is some value in playing the Steelers D this week. Wrinkled penis arm (WPA) Matt Ryan is back at the helm and that only means one thing. He is going to be sitting back there like a continental soldier taking sacks, fumbling, and sucking his own sack. The Colts are home, but TJ Watt is back and I can’t imagine WPA making it through a game without multiple turnovers.

Parris Campbell is a lock. The Steelers D is only being played for the inevitable WPA turnover/sack spree, but I still think they fucking suck. They’ve allowed the second-most passing yards in the NFL this year, including almost 350 last week to Cincy. WPA loves throwing to Campbell and he’s one of the best values on the slate.

This game has the ingredients for a double kicker. The only thing that will give Jeff Saturday a boner with any semblance of strength (besides an RB dive) is taking the fucking points. There isn’t much of a better kicking environment in the NFL than Lucas Oil Stadium and I expect a swinging leg early and often in this one. Double kicker and defense optimal is fully in play this week. There’s no way to pick the wrong kicker if you play both of them.

-CashGod-

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