Variance must be worse than ever this season. My stacks were so fucking bad. I even slipped a Rodgers lineup in the milly and that was a massive mistake. DeShaun Watson looked like complete ass shit, but the Browns’ defense somehow got 30 points, breaking the slate.

I’m not sure how many more weeks like this the bankroll can handle. Me thinking about the last time I won big:

Onto Monday Night Football.

No one is approaching Wrinkled Penis Elbow status quicker than Tom Brady. He is completely fucked. This Saints D has Brady’s number and I expect a paint job in Tampa Bay on Monday night. I’m fading SysTom Brady, but will still play Evans. Lattimore is still out so there is nothing to worry about, except SysTom’s ineffectiveness.

There is almost nothing worse than watching Andy Dalton throw the ball. , but there’s no fading Chris Olave tonight. He is one of the only viable players for the Saints outside of the kickers. Dalton is dogshit, but he feeds Olave like a goose at the local pond. I’m captaining Olave. Live shot of me jizzing on the wall after Olave’s second TD of the first half:

One of these times I will get the kicker right. I’ve been wrong on the last 3 showdowns. Talk about actual bad variance. Tonight I’m playing Suckup. By lock, I may have convinced myself to play double kicker, but given the rest of my lineup I’d like to try to get to 4 Bucs and Suckup fits with the Olave captain.

To get unique I’m playing double Bucs running backs. The Saints are allowing the 11th-most rushing yards per game. Given SysTom Brady’s rapid approach to wrinkled penis elbow status, the Bucs will likely be pounding the ground early and often. Fourksin practiced all week and I’d expect the workload to be split fairly evenly against a bad Saints run defense. Fourskin and Gigachad thinking they may need to call a doctor after their third combined TD:

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