I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most.

This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow.

It’s time for Jordan Love. I think he is ass, but I’ve seen enough of these Detroit games get out of hand to know that it’s possible he whips his dick out tomorrow. The Packers are huge underdogs so they should be passing all game. This could be the worst play of all time, but he’s going to be the lowest owned and I think he’s the best play besides Howell if you’re not playing Dak.

The best play on the slate is Sam Howitzer Howell. The Commanders are gigantic underdogs so I imagine his median projection for attempts is somewhere around 50. They are not afraid to let it fly. This Commanders D is not stopping anything so this is a great game to stack. Live shot of Howell uncoiling his cock midway through the 3rd quarter:

I’m gurgling the Charboner chalk. I have no choice. There is no way he doesn’t get fed like a goose at the local pond with dumpoffs all game. Geno is banged up against a good Niners D. Simple.

Brian Robinson seems to be the sneaky play of the slate with Charboner. We aren’t going to get the Gibson news until after the first kick and I just assume there won’t be that much late swapping to Robinson in a game where they are huge underdogs, but he played 63/81 snaps last week and gurgled 9 targets. He is firmly in play for volume alone.

The Commanders stacks are anyone with a pulse. Howitzer-McLaurin-Thomas is my favorite stack but I will have some lineups that have Robinson as well with Howitzer. The only comebacks I’ll probably play are CeeDeez Nuts and Pollard.

The Love stacks are simple. I’m likely fading the Lions pass game. Dan Campbell is going “fuck ’em” on the Packers and pounding the rock all game. My favorite stack is Love-Watson with a Lions RB comeback. I am mostly going to single stack Love with Reed or Watson. Live shot of me laying on the couch tomorrow at halftime:

At TE I will be playing Logan Thomas like he is the only TE in the pool. There’s nothing more to it. I could be convinced to play the $2.5k scrub for GB, but otherwise it’s likely Thomas or bust.

I’m not going to spend any time on defense. I’ll be playing whatever fits – Niners if possible.

It’s time for the gobble day Cash God Guarantee. It’s Frankenstein Montgomery. There is nothing better than locking him in and watching Dan Campbell pound the fucking rock. His ownership is projecting to be under 20% despite GB having one of the worst run defenses in the NFL. I might end up playing 3 running backs in multiple lineups, but I am going to have an irresponsible amount of Montgomery. Live shot of me in the intermission between games:

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