The Thanksgiving slate started off hot – it usually does. It went downhill quickly as the chalk slappies hit with Dak and Dallas defense. CMC took his cock out on national TV and my fate was sealed. I min cashed one lineup in the Milly, but that was it. The bankroll is totally fucked. Onto Sunday.
I’m only playing two QBs this week and avoiding the Texans-Jags. The chalk can’t hit again can it?
It’s Josh Allen time. This stack is going to be expensive, but the Philly pass D has been absolute dogshit this year (bottom 5 in the league). If there ever is a spot for the Bills offense to bounce back this is it. I understand they put up 30+ on the Jets last week but that doesn’t really count as a game. He WILL be taking his dick out on the Eagles this week.
The other QB I’m playing this week is the fucking Gardner Snake. This is my favorite play of the week and I’ll probably have him in the majority of my lineups. This might be a once in a lifetime situation against the worst pass defense in the league, indoors, etc. There is a chance I end up with 100% Garnder snake. This is the 4th highest total on the slate, but it doesn’t matter when he’ $5.1k and is a virtual lock to hit the passing boner. Live shot of Minshew (and me) on Sunday afternoon when he throws his 4th TD of the game:
The running backs came to me easily this week.
Fading the chalk has never been simpler. Kyren Williams coming off of IR? It’s fucking time. This game is sneakily one of the highest totals on the slate and the Cardinals is allowing the 7th-most rushing yards per game in the league. He will be absolutely unowned and they really like to pound him. I have zero concern with it being his first week back from IR.
It’s almost the end of November and that only means one thing. King Henry sack dragging season is upon us. Henry is probably having the worst year of his career, but with Carolina on the menu that will likely turn around this week. That team has definitely mailed it in and those feeble little corners will not want any part of tackling the freight train. I’m all fucking in. Live shot of me pleading for no more touchdowns after the 5th:
The Josh Allen stacks get expensive quickly, but it’s possible even with Diggs. The best stack is definitely Allen-Diggs with a Smith comeback. The Eagles pass D is completely worthless and I’ll be playing Diggs and Gabe Davis in lineups where I don’t play Allen.
These Colts stacks are erection-inducing. The price is just so low you can play whateeeeeeeever you want. My favorite is Gardner-Pittman-Downs with a Mike Evans comeback. I will be firing anyone and everyone in this game. This is the shootout of the week and you will not want to miss it.
At TE I don’t see any playable options outside of Njoku, Otton and Kincaid. I guess I’ll risk watching Kincaid suck his own dick at over $5k, but I will definitely slip him into some Allen stacks or game stacks. I have no problem locking in Cade Otton. I will be jizzing my shit when I game stack that Colts-Bucs game and it crosses the 70-point mark.
My favorite defense this week is the Titans. This is more than I’d like to pay for a defense but the Panthers are fucking dogshit. They’ve allowed the 4th-most sacks in the NFL this year and show no signs of stopping. The other defenses I like this week are the Bills and the Patriots. I have no idea how the Patriots are projecting less than 10% ownership against Danny Devito but that’s what I’m seeing.
It’s time for the Week 11 Cash God Guarantee. It’s Rhamondre Stevenson time. The Giants run defense has allowed the 5th-most rushing yards in the NFL and the Pats are 3.5 point road favorites. I have absolutely no doubt he will be hitting the rushing boner it’s just a matter of how many TDs he will score. This, along with the Minshew stack, are the locks of the fucking year. I need this week in the worst way. Live shot of me watching the money roll into my DK account Sunday night:
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