I got absolutely blasted last week and then blasted again on this Saturday slate. Things took a turn for the worse once Addison began his cock unveiling ceremony. I had a Mullens double, but the wrong 2. I’m onto Sunday. Just when I thought I was turning the corner on the year.

I got behind schedule today so this is just a quick one.

It looks like it’s Stafford chalk week. I will not be partaking. I’m going 100% Jordan Love. I’ve seen enough from this Tampa Bay pass defense. It’s just as bad as the Commanders and it somehow won’t be that cold in Green Bay tomorrow. This is the lock of the decade and I’ll consider permanent retirement if he doesn’t end up as the optimal QB.

My favorite stack of the week is obviously including Love. Love-Reed-Doubs with a Mike Evans comeback is dicks out. I will consider some of these LAR receivers as other pieces, but I’m building all of my lineups around that Love stack. It makes it a lot easier when you can just lock in half of your lineup and know that is the absolute fucking nuts. Live shot of me in the living room when it hits:

I know I said that stack above is what I will build all of my lineups with, but I lied. I will also have some Green Bay double stacks with Tucker Fucker Kraft at TE. Considering the state of the rest of the tight ends I might be locking Kraft in as well. I’ll likely play some Okonkwo and MAYBE some Kittle if I feel like it’s time to gurgle my own sack.

The Rams defense appears to be the play of the slate. The Commanders have been sacked the second most of any team in the league and also attempt an obscene amount of passes per game. This is a recipe for a high DST score. The other defenes I like are Buffalo (Cowboys illness narrative) and Houston.

It’s time for the Week 15 Cash God Guarantee. It’s Jordan Fucking Love. I said it above but this is the most sure I’ve been on a stack all year and there is no way I’m playing any other QB, especially at under 5% projected ownership. He played like absolute dog shit last week, but this is a great bounce back spot against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. My cock is out and ready to helicopter early and often.