Who the fuck thought it was ok to put this Saturday night game only on Peacock? If the first game had gone a little better for my lineup I would have considered paying for the sweat. Fucking Peacock.

It’s time for the main slate.

I don’t give a fuck what the game total is. It’s Trevor Lawrence time. I’m jaggin off this Sunday. The only defense to allow more passing yards this year is the Commanders and they are not a viable option to stack against this week playing the Jets. The Jags pass defense has also been ass crack so that is perfect for the comebacks. My favorite stack of the week is Lawrence-Ridley-Agnew or Lawrence-Ridley-Engram with a Godwin/Evans comeback.

I thought about a couple other QBs and I might end up with some Fields/Kyler, but there isn’t a better play than Lawrence so I’m all in.

Two of my favorite running backs this week are Bijan Robinson and Roschon Johnson. I’m going back to the fucking well on Bijan. So far, the water in the well has almost killed me. I’ve played him in way too many weeks. Roschon Johnson is clearly the best RB in the Bears backfield and Arizona has allowed the second-most rushing yards in the NFL. I’m playing someone. Live shot of the spraying that commences in the living room following Johnson’s 3rd TD of the game:

I will mostly only be playing Engram and Tucker fucking Kraft at TE. The $3k options seem to be a thing of the past. They’re squeezing us at TE.

At defense I’m hoping more end up on Cleveland and everyone forgets about the Jets. I’ll likely play a lot of the Jets and maybe some Dolphins or Cowboys. That game is going to be fucking wild.

It’s time for the week 16 Cash God Guarantee. I’m going back to the JT well. He owes me so much fucking money after season long so having a big week here is the least he could do. If his previous injury was something leg related I would have been kind of worried firing him off immediately coming back, but it was his thumb. He’s going to be absolutely dicks out. Live shot of the living room when he busts one for the bonus: