Last week was once again all time bad. I had to take a moment before the Sunday night game to think about entering, sitting at a 0% ROI through 3 main slates and multiple showdowns. But then I fired away. You never know when variance will finally be on your side.

It’s time for the plays. I need this week sooooo baaaaad.

I’m only playing one QB this week and it’s Burrow. There isn’t a better spot on the slate. This game has the second highest total and isn’t seeing the obscene ownership numbers the Cards-Commanders is. I’m seeing nearly 20% for Jayden Daniels – Burrow is under 10. Red cock rocket Andy Dalton will actually be able to push the game a bit from the other side. I’m all in.

The only other two QBs I would consider this week are naked Justin Fields and a Caleb Williams coming out party stack, but I’ll mostly have Burrow stacks.

I will be playing a significant amount of Aaron Jones in the revenge game against Green Bay. There is a lot of chalk at RB this week with 5 projected to be more than 20% owned. What the fuck. I will suck the chalk on Brian Robinson Jr. though instead of playing the passing game from either team in that game.

The other running back I like this week is Zack Moss. This guy has been complete dogshit so far this year, but they finally get the worst team in the league. If there was a week for this entire offense to erupt, this would be it. Live shot of me when Moss busts one for the first time all year (and possibly the first time in his career):

I am likely doing a Burrow-Higgins-Mike Gesicki stack, with a Dionte Johnson or Legette comeback. That game is the second highest total but has way less ownership than the top total. It could easily be the worst game on the slate because these two teams are fucking horse ass, but there’s a chance it shoots out so I might even have some 4 Bengals lineups.

My Caleb Williams stacks would be with DJ Moore and Keenan Allen if he plays. There is a chance I’d talk myself off geezer Keenan Allen and play Odunze intead, but otherwise I like this offense against the Colts.

At TE I will be playing way too much Gesicki. I will also have one or two with Tommy Tremble but no one else. This is a dogshit week for TE and I’m not playing fucking $5k chalk Goedert. That is a lock for being a bust.

My favorite defense of the week is easily the Vikings. They are getting a banged up Jordan Love. Flores is taking his cock out on a weekly basis at this point and I expect nothing different against a hobbled QB this week. The other defenses I’ll have a few of are Denver and Philly. When the first pick six happens:

It’s time for the week 4 Cash God Guarantee. This week it’s Tee Higgins. I saw a clip of Higgins telling a fan that he should bench him in fantasy this week. That’s enough of a squeaky wheel for me I’m all in. Higgins now has a week behind him to get back up to speed and will have his breakout game in the second highest total game of the week. He’s projected to be secerely underowned. I might quit DFS forever if he gets less than 10 points.