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Rocket Mortgage Classic Preview: Gurgling Down the Denny’s
This past week ended early for me. This time it wasn’t paint on the club it was “wrist soreness”. It might go without saying what that is from but I was hearing Bigdicki almost broke the record for times whacking it in a single day. That’ll leave anyone’s wrist fucked up so I completely understand.…
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3M Open Preview: Hadwin and the Pelter
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The Open Preview: Brooks and the Brain
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UFC Fight Night Dos Anjos vs. Fiziev Preview: Nina Nunes and Leverage
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Genesis Scottish Open Preview: The Joker and Positive Regression
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UFC 276: Adesanya vs. Cannonier Preview: Miller Time and Cerrone’s Pasture Ceremony
Last week would have been completely dicks out had Kelleher not had his nutsack forcibly inserted into his own mouth by Bautista. There was some chatter about him looking like complete dogshit in the face-off before the fight so maybe I should have taken that more into consideration. Regardless, it was a pretty good result…
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John Deere Classic Preview: Davis and the Geezer
It’s hard to imagine it going much worse than it did last week. I’m going into the tournament worried about the two $6k scrubs in my lineup while Jason Day and Joaquin Niemann proceed to disgrace the sport of golf with their performances on Thursday and Friday. I also might officially retire from playing Patrick…
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UFC Fight Night Tsarukyan vs. Gamrot Preview: Moises and the Tank
Last week got fucked because the Lauzon fight was canceled. I was reading somewhere that Lauzon was piping one of the cleaners in his hotel shower pre-fight, slipped a bit, and tweaked his knee. I watched an entire video of him getting treatment on it and that’s the conclusion I came to as well. His…
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Travelers Championship Preview: Cantplay and the Scrubs
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UFC Fight Night Kattar vs. Emmett Preview: The Buckler
The Cash God 