I didn’t do a recap of last week but ended up doing alright since I had about 50% Tyreek and the Cash God Guarantee of Dick Chubb ass clapped. Looking ahead to week 13 we have a lot of interesting games. I’ll take a look through positions and plays that I like this week, as…

I’m starting to think this could be the last week of the NFL since the spread seems to be out of control. I saw that Jonathan Taylor is out because his girlfriend went “out of town”. What the fuck? That’s a very avoidable situation in multiple ways. I’ll take a look through this weeks plays…

Covid has robbed us of the three game slate we all wanted. The Ravens seemed to have each player breathe directly down the throat of each other, because now the entire team has the virus. I’ll take a quick look at the slate and the plays I like. At QB it’s hard to go away…

I’m sitting here, tilting my face off, watching CEH run in his second TD while killing my Sunday Night lineup. The slate (including Sunday Night) legitimately shit on my chest, and unlike Odell, I did not enjoy it. I’m on a three week losing streak. This week was not quite as bad as last week…

It’s Saturday night. I’ll go over a few thoughts I have on the slate this week and provide Cash God Guarantee number 4. I look to redeem myself after the Le’Veon Bell misfire. It looks like there are several games that may end up being high scoring. MFW Scott Hanson pans to the Washington-New York…

It’s Wednesday night. My cash god guarantee was fucking terrible rendering many of my lineups dead on impact. Le’Veon Bell was somewhere between absolute horse ass and the most vile ass shit. The Pornstar whisperer might want to look into a porn career himself after scoring 2.76 points and being likely ruled out for the…

It’s Saturday. I’ll go over a few thoughts I have on the slate this week and provide Cash God Guarantee number 3. I’ve read various things that say weather isn’t a factor unless the wind is supposed to be bad. The amount of wind in several of the games is supposed to be high-extremely high.…

It’s Wednesday evening. I just got off the phone with the sheetrock repair service to fix a dick-shaped imprint in my wall that occurred between the hours of 2-4 pm on Sunday afternoon. More specifically, right after Joe Burrow threw a late TD to Tee Higgins. It ended up really not mattering that much considering…

It’s Monday. I’ll save the full week 7 recap for the normal slot of Tuesday or Wednesday. One thing about week 7 I will say is get well soon, Odell. The shit chest narrative won’t be the same without you. I’m doing this Monday Night special as a result of the Milly Maker coming to…

It’s Saturday evening prior to week 7. There is a tilting event that has come to my attention in the past 24 hours. I’ll discuss further down. As usual, I will go over a few thoughts I have on the slate and provide Cash God Guarantee number 2. Initially, after the shuffling of the schedule,…