The Cash God

Author: cashgoddfs

  • The Masters Preview: Iron Man and the Hits

    The Masters Preview: Iron Man and the Hits

    GEOOOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOOOORGIA ON MY MIIIIIIIIIND. I’m back and there’s not a fucking chance I’m passing up on a chance at a million this weekend. There are so many story lines this week and I’m jacking it like no other. I’ve barely recovered from last year when Zalatoris withdrew prior to taking a single swing,…

  • 2024 March Madness: Cash God’s Manifesto

    2024 March Madness: Cash God’s Manifesto

    We have once again arrived at the best time of the year. It’s the most dicks out 2 weeks of gambling. I finished the NFL season in complete shambles and am making my comeback into golf. My bracket last year was complete dogshit. There is no chance that happens again this year. My legacy is…

  • NFL DFS Divisional Round Preview: Back to the Baker Well

    NFL DFS Divisional Round Preview: Back to the Baker Well

    I somehow went positive last week. It was the showdown slate that put me over the top. I was a Chase Edmonds touchdown away from winning a million on Monday night. One of these times variance will break my way. As they say, you never know when you will realize your EV. It’s time to…

  • NFL Wild Card Special: Flacco Legacy Run

    NFL Wild Card Special: Flacco Legacy Run

    It’s been an all time bad run this year and to close out the season. I have had very few positive weeks. But it just takes one. All I take from that is that variance MUST be at an all time high this year. The playoffs are an easy spot to get it all back…

  • Week 17 NFL DFS Preview: Swift and the Chalk Guzzle

    Week 17 NFL DFS Preview: Swift and the Chalk Guzzle

    Last week was nearly a legacy week. I’m going to skip what happened on Sunday. The Monday slate was where my cock started creeping out of my shorts. Zamir White had the game of his life and I was a Pacheco injury away from a full blown helicopter. It’s time for week 17. My favorite…

  • Week 16 NFL Preview: Back to the JT Well

    Week 16 NFL Preview: Back to the JT Well

    Who the fuck thought it was ok to put this Saturday night game only on Peacock? If the first game had gone a little better for my lineup I would have considered paying for the sweat. Fucking Peacock. It’s time for the main slate. I don’t give a fuck what the game total is. It’s…

  • Week 15 NFL DFS Preview: Love Saves my Season

    Week 15 NFL DFS Preview: Love Saves my Season

    I got absolutely blasted last week and then blasted again on this Saturday slate. Things took a turn for the worse once Addison began his cock unveiling ceremony. I had a Mullens double, but the wrong 2. I’m onto Sunday. Just when I thought I was turning the corner on the year. I got behind…

  • NFL DFS Week 14 Preview: Mixon Up a Batch

    NFL DFS Week 14 Preview: Mixon Up a Batch

    Last week was somehow good. I had Purdy and Deebo, but completely fucked up the running backs with Bijan and Warren. I’m not sure what was going o with Warren other than a self dick gurgling ceremony. Regardless, I had a good lineup and profited on the week. It’s been a bad year, so it…

  • Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    I thought I’d stumbled upon the nuts last week when I saw the fucking Gardner snake running in a touchdown and Pittman going wild. The snake cooled down and somehow only ended with 15. My dick was creeping out of my pants, somehow only culminating in a min cash. What the fuck. I’m seeing the…

  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    The Thanksgiving slate started off hot – it usually does. It went downhill quickly as the chalk slappies hit with Dak and Dallas defense. CMC took his cock out on national TV and my fate was sealed. I min cashed one lineup in the Milly, but that was it. The bankroll is totally fucked. Onto…