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Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles
I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…
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Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack
I was at least cashing all day last week but then got the rug pulled at the last moment when the Chargers-Lions game went off. I’m so fucking tilted at the Jags offense. Holy fucking shit how do you get blasted that badly? When Aiyuk scored that first touchdown I was thinking I’d done it…
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Week 10 NFL DFS Preview: Aiyuk and the Bijan Well
Here I am, ready to whip it out again when Chris Olave scores his first TD of the game. I’m thinking I did it again with the CGG. He, along with Derek Carb, proceed to blow ass the rest of the game and I’m left holding my dick in my hand. The real plan should’ve…
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Week 9 NFL DFS Preview: Olave and the Squeaky Wheel
Last week was one of the all time best. Lamb scored the most points on the slate at 5% ownership. I was crotch chopping in the living room after the second TD and it only got better as the game went on. This is around the point in the season where the slate just flows…
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Week 8 NFL DFS Preview: Bust Out the Lambo
It might be a surprise to hear, but I got completely blasted by the slate again last week. We are nearing the halfway point of the season and this is my worst run yet. I played Lamar, but that wasn’t enough to overcome the Aaron Jones dud and got completely fucking wiped. All I can…
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Week 7 NFL DFS Preview: Jones’ Eruption
My day was over long before Fields dislocated his cock or whatever happened last Sunday, but that was the nail in my coffin. I thought it was finally my week when Walker scored an early touchdown and Thielen was fucking blasting off, but it went the other direction very quickly. I’ve been on bad variance…
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Week 6 NFL DFS Preview: Walker and the Tape Removal Ceremony
Breece did not save my bank account, but he wasn’t the one that cost me. It was the fucking Kirk-Jefferson stacks. Somehow this game total went under and Jefferson getting hurt was the final glazing that ended my day. I’m not making that same mistake again this week. Luckily, Kirk is $7.1k so I don’t…
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Week 5 NFL DFS Preview: Breece Saves my Account
The run did not end last week. It got worse. Chase was dogshit as Burrow looks like one of the worst players in the NFL. I switched to Aiden O’Connel when Pornstar whisperer was ruled out and that stack with Adams got me around 27 points total. The account is going to be bone dry…
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Week 4 NFL DFS Preview: I Chase Losses
I lost everything again last week. Bijan had his worst week of the season and Fields was somehow almost worse. I had way too much of those two along with Mike Williams and got completely blasted for all of my entry fees. This has been an all-time bad year. I’m either fucking terrible or variance…
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Week 3 NFL DFS Preview: Bijan Busts the Slate
I fucking lost it all again last week. There’s nothing worse than being in the top 10 for the first hour of the slate and finishing with absolutely nothing. I was full-blown midnight when I looked at my phone after the second first quarter Richardson TD. Richardson going down followed by the ETN icicles was…
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