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Week 1 NFL DFS Preview: Waddle for a Million
The time has come. We are back after what felt like the longest offseason of all time. We survived many things, like Diana Russini getting taken for a fucking backpack ride by Rodgers’ agent and Jerry Jones blasting off like he’s playing fantasy football in a free league. We are welcomed to week 1 by…
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Week 8 NFL DFS: Lineup Reveal
I actually was able to min cash last week with a Darnold – Jefferson – Gibbs lineup that really looked like shit once you scanned the rest of it. Nabers had his worst week on the job and I inexplicably played Tim Patrick. Why would I ever play Tim Patrick. This week I’m going to…
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Week 7 NFL DFS Preview: Nabers for a Million
Believe it or not I have been on a bit of a min cash heater in showdowns lately. I still don’t think I’ve gone positive on a main slate so it’s all for nothing, but still. I’m right on the fucking doorstep. I’ve landed on the correct game/stack two weeks in a row just can’t…
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Week 6 NFL DFS Preview: Rattler Snake and King Henry Save my Year
I didn’t do a full writeup last week but still got completely fucking blasted. I landed on the Burrow stack and STILL didn’t even cash. I am either so fucking bad or nobody runs worse. Thinking the latter. There’s only one way to save this sinking ship and that’s to fire away again this week.…
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NFL DFS Preview Week 4: Higgins Busts the Slate
Last week was once again all time bad. I had to take a moment before the Sunday night game to think about entering, sitting at a 0% ROI through 3 main slates and multiple showdowns. But then I fired away. You never know when variance will finally be on your side. It’s time for the…
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NFL DFS Week 3 Preview: Bust out the Lambo
Week 1 was a fucking disaster and week 2 followed it up with an even worse result. I had to sit through the Marvin Harrison Jr. flop lag after playing him in nearly 100% of my lineups in week 1. I then submitted one of the worst showdown lineups I’ve ever made on Sunday night,…
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Week 1 NFL DFS Preview: Jet Blasts Off
We are fucking back. 2 games in and I’m already down 100%. I was parading around almost all week about not drafting anyone over the age of 26, even going as far as taking an early victory lap after Mark Andrews removed a rib and sucked his own dick on Thursday night. Then Barkley had…
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NFL DFS Divisional Round Preview: Back to the Baker Well
I somehow went positive last week. It was the showdown slate that put me over the top. I was a Chase Edmonds touchdown away from winning a million on Monday night. One of these times variance will break my way. As they say, you never know when you will realize your EV. It’s time to…
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NFL Wild Card Special: Flacco Legacy Run
It’s been an all time bad run this year and to close out the season. I have had very few positive weeks. But it just takes one. All I take from that is that variance MUST be at an all time high this year. The playoffs are an easy spot to get it all back…
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Week 17 NFL DFS Preview: Swift and the Chalk Guzzle
Last week was nearly a legacy week. I’m going to skip what happened on Sunday. The Monday slate was where my cock started creeping out of my shorts. Zamir White had the game of his life and I was a Pacheco injury away from a full blown helicopter. It’s time for week 17. My favorite…
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