It’s Wednesday night. My cash god guarantee was fucking terrible rendering many of my lineups dead on impact. Le’Veon Bell was somewhere between absolute horse ass and the most vile ass shit. The Pornstar whisperer might want to look into a porn career himself after scoring 2.76 points and being likely ruled out for the…

It’s Saturday. I’ll go over a few thoughts I have on the slate this week and provide Cash God Guarantee number 3. I’ve read various things that say weather isn’t a factor unless the wind is supposed to be bad. The amount of wind in several of the games is supposed to be high-extremely high.…

It’s Wednesday evening. I just got off the phone with the sheetrock repair service to fix a dick-shaped imprint in my wall that occurred between the hours of 2-4 pm on Sunday afternoon. More specifically, right after Joe Burrow threw a late TD to Tee Higgins. It ended up really not mattering that much considering…

It’s Monday. I’ll save the full week 7 recap for the normal slot of Tuesday or Wednesday. One thing about week 7 I will say is get well soon, Odell. The shit chest narrative won’t be the same without you. I’m doing this Monday Night special as a result of the Milly Maker coming to…

It’s Saturday evening prior to week 7. There is a tilting event that has come to my attention in the past 24 hours. I’ll discuss further down. As usual, I will go over a few thoughts I have on the slate and provide Cash God Guarantee number 2. Initially, after the shuffling of the schedule,…

Welcome back everyone. It is Wednesday night. I’ve finally recovered from the Monday Night Slate where I’m pretty sure Odell himself came and shit on my face. I only made a couple lineups but wow, they were bad. I’ll go over my results from Sunday and skim over the what happened Monday with a brief…

It is Saturday. The eve before week 6 in the NFL. I’m going to go over a few thoughts I have on the slate and the debut of the CGG (The Cash God Guarantee). For some reason the NFL thought it was a good idea to make 9 games kickoff at noon and only 2…

No one gives a shit about any introduction but here we go. This is the first article of bi-weekly DFS focused articles for your entertainment. I’ll detail some of my plays, results, and anything else that comes to mind throughout the time it takes me to write each of these articles. First, here are a…