The Cash God

Category: NFL

  • Week 16 NFL Preview: Back to the JT Well

    Week 16 NFL Preview: Back to the JT Well

    Who the fuck thought it was ok to put this Saturday night game only on Peacock? If the first game had gone a little better for my lineup I would have considered paying for the sweat. Fucking Peacock. It’s time for the main slate. I don’t give a fuck what the game total is. It’s…

  • Week 15 NFL DFS Preview: Love Saves my Season

    Week 15 NFL DFS Preview: Love Saves my Season

    I got absolutely blasted last week and then blasted again on this Saturday slate. Things took a turn for the worse once Addison began his cock unveiling ceremony. I had a Mullens double, but the wrong 2. I’m onto Sunday. Just when I thought I was turning the corner on the year. I got behind…

  • NFL DFS Week 14 Preview: Mixon Up a Batch

    NFL DFS Week 14 Preview: Mixon Up a Batch

    Last week was somehow good. I had Purdy and Deebo, but completely fucked up the running backs with Bijan and Warren. I’m not sure what was going o with Warren other than a self dick gurgling ceremony. Regardless, I had a good lineup and profited on the week. It’s been a bad year, so it…

  • Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    I thought I’d stumbled upon the nuts last week when I saw the fucking Gardner snake running in a touchdown and Pittman going wild. The snake cooled down and somehow only ended with 15. My dick was creeping out of my pants, somehow only culminating in a min cash. What the fuck. I’m seeing the…

  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    The Thanksgiving slate started off hot – it usually does. It went downhill quickly as the chalk slappies hit with Dak and Dallas defense. CMC took his cock out on national TV and my fate was sealed. I min cashed one lineup in the Milly, but that was it. The bankroll is totally fucked. Onto…

  • Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…

  • Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack

    Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack

    I was at least cashing all day last week but then got the rug pulled at the last moment when the Chargers-Lions game went off. I’m so fucking tilted at the Jags offense. Holy fucking shit how do you get blasted that badly? When Aiyuk scored that first touchdown I was thinking I’d done it…

  • Week 10 NFL DFS Preview: Aiyuk and the Bijan Well

    Week 10 NFL DFS Preview: Aiyuk and the Bijan Well

    Here I am, ready to whip it out again when Chris Olave scores his first TD of the game. I’m thinking I did it again with the CGG. He, along with Derek Carb, proceed to blow ass the rest of the game and I’m left holding my dick in my hand. The real plan should’ve…

  • Week 9 NFL DFS Preview: Olave and the Squeaky Wheel

    Week 9 NFL DFS Preview: Olave and the Squeaky Wheel

    Last week was one of the all time best. Lamb scored the most points on the slate at 5% ownership. I was crotch chopping in the living room after the second TD and it only got better as the game went on. This is around the point in the season where the slate just flows…

  • Week 8 NFL DFS Preview: Bust Out the Lambo

    Week 8 NFL DFS Preview: Bust Out the Lambo

    It might be a surprise to hear, but I got completely blasted by the slate again last week. We are nearing the halfway point of the season and this is my worst run yet. I played Lamar, but that wasn’t enough to overcome the Aaron Jones dud and got completely fucking wiped. All I can…