Showdowns were an absolute dumpster fire this week. The connection to my bank account is running hot to start this season. I’ll get right into the plays. I need this week bad. I’m going to mainly build my stacks around Brussell, Murray, Cousins, and Dick Hurts with some Briskett sprinkled in there (5.1k revenge game…

I’ve had a terrible start to the season. The worst part about this past week was that I thought I was so locked in. Maybe I’m a market moving whale or maybe not, but I saw a 4.5% projection on Ty’Son Williams and he ended up at 15%. The tilting part about that was that…

Showdown on Thursday night was rough. I had a unique lineup (thanks to $5.7k dick), but ended up missing cashing by .44. It looked like David Culley and I had the same reaction to watching Davis Mills not complete a pass to Chris Conley all fucking game: Moving onto Sunday. There are a couple great…

I’m not sure how to describe last week other than disappointing and a missed opportunity. Kevin Stefanski neglected to give Dick Fucking Chubb enough touches to have the proper eruption game I was expecting when I made him the CGG. I thought for sure when Baker went down it was going to happen, but I…

I just had an abysmal performance in the Thursday night game. Down with the bots. I wrote an article last week but didn’t get the chance to post it as a result of not being at a computer. I went almost 100% Jameis and was eating a fucking W until I realized I paired him…

I didn’t do a recap of last week but ended up doing alright since I had about 50% Tyreek and the Cash God Guarantee of Dick Chubb ass clapped. Looking ahead to week 13 we have a lot of interesting games. I’ll take a look through positions and plays that I like this week, as…

I’m starting to think this could be the last week of the NFL since the spread seems to be out of control. I saw that Jonathan Taylor is out because his girlfriend went “out of town”. What the fuck? That’s a very avoidable situation in multiple ways. I’ll take a look through this weeks plays…

Covid has robbed us of the three game slate we all wanted. The Ravens seemed to have each player breathe directly down the throat of each other, because now the entire team has the virus. I’ll take a quick look at the slate and the plays I like. At QB it’s hard to go away…

I’m sitting here, tilting my face off, watching CEH run in his second TD while killing my Sunday Night lineup. The slate (including Sunday Night) legitimately shit on my chest, and unlike Odell, I did not enjoy it. I’m on a three week losing streak. This week was not quite as bad as last week…

It’s Saturday night. I’ll go over a few thoughts I have on the slate this week and provide Cash God Guarantee number 4. I look to redeem myself after the Le’Veon Bell misfire. It looks like there are several games that may end up being high scoring. MFW Scott Hanson pans to the Washington-New York…