The Cash God

Tag: Augusta

  • U.S. Open Preview: Hovland and the Wandering Donkey

    U.S. Open Preview: Hovland and the Wandering Donkey

    My nightmare came true this past week. Rory fucking won it. I also had to endure Brandon Wu withdrawing before the tournament began, absolutely dick dusting my single entry lineup. Then Hatton and Schwab took turns shitting on each other throughout Thursday and Friday. All things considered, it was a top 5 worst possible result.…

  • The Masters Preview: Tiger Woods and My Wood

    The Masters Preview: Tiger Woods and My Wood

    Last week, I went a little light on lineups in preparation for The Masters. I got completely fucked by Rory and The Jizzer Kizzire. I was going to save it for later in the article but it needs to be said. Rory’s performance was an embarrassment to his career and the sport of golf. I’m…