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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Double Kicker and the Chubb
I could hardly open the DraftKings app on Sunday. I inexplicably faded Tony Pollard, got slapped in the face by the long dick of the law in Alvin Kamara, and finished near the bots in almost all of my contests. I don’t want to see any victory lapping about Pollard. He barely played over 50%…
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Monday Night Football Preview: Frankenstein and the Dart
The slate wasn’t really that bad for me until DK Metcalf got injured and it all started crumbling. Shortly after that Josh Jacobs unveiled his foot-long python on the Texans’ defense and the day was over for me. Somehow the Raiders scored 38 points and Davante Adams didn’t score a touchdown. The highlight of the…
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Monday Night Football Preview: Russ and Hackkjob Finally Cook
I don’t know what else to say other than the Kirk stacks were a fucking terrible idea. The Dolphins’ offense was limper than Matt Ryan’s penis elbow so there was absolutely no speeding up the pace of the game, despite the Vikings’ defense being possibly the worst in the league. Even the Bears scored 20…
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