The Cash God

Tag: Bijan Robinson

  • Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well

    I thought I’d stumbled upon the nuts last week when I saw the fucking Gardner snake running in a touchdown and Pittman going wild. The snake cooled down and somehow only ended with 15. My dick was creeping out of my pants, somehow only culminating in a min cash. What the fuck. I’m seeing the…

  • Week 3 NFL DFS Preview: Bijan Busts the Slate

    Week 3 NFL DFS Preview: Bijan Busts the Slate

    I fucking lost it all again last week. There’s nothing worse than being in the top 10 for the first hour of the slate and finishing with absolutely nothing. I was full-blown midnight when I looked at my phone after the second first quarter Richardson TD. Richardson going down followed by the ETN icicles was…