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  • Week 3 NFL DFS Preview: Bijan Busts the Slate

    Week 3 NFL DFS Preview: Bijan Busts the Slate

    I fucking lost it all again last week. There’s nothing worse than being in the top 10 for the first hour of the slate and finishing with absolutely nothing. I was full-blown midnight when I looked at my phone after the second first quarter Richardson TD. Richardson going down followed by the ETN icicles was…

  • 3M Open Preview: Cam Davis Saves My DK Account

    3M Open Preview: Cam Davis Saves My DK Account

    The Open was a complete fucking disaster. I haven’t been on this bad of a run in a long time. I have 42 cents left in my DraftKings account. I’m so fucked. Thankfully, Rory gurgled on his own cock once again, but my entry was swimming with the bots as a 3/6. I somehow landed…

  • Valero Texas Open Preview: Fox and the Geezers

    Valero Texas Open Preview: Fox and the Geezers

    I took the week off last week as a result of the match play setup. I don’t even want to think back on what happened in the tournament before match play. It was a fucking abysmal showing by me. Now we arrive at the final tune-up before the Masters. A field that is one of…

  • 2023 March Madness: Cash God’s Manifesto

    2023 March Madness: Cash God’s Manifesto

    The best time of the year has rolled around once again. There is almost nothing, besides maybe week one of the NFL, that brings me to full mast quicker than the NCAA tournament. The single-elimination gauntlet. My bracket was all-time bad last year. I don’t know what the fuck happened, but it was in the…

  • Arnold Palmer Invitational Preview: Fitzmagic and The Year of Rahm

    Arnold Palmer Invitational Preview: Fitzmagic and The Year of Rahm

    I had my 3rd 6/6 single entry on the year last week. I ended up with Lowry, Pendick, Vegas, Jaegerbombs, S. Kim, and Hicock. I got lucky and dodged the Denny dick gurgling because I couldn’t fit him in with Pendick and Lowry, but liked him as a play going into the tournament. Kim had…

  • The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    Last week didn’t do my bankroll any favors. I already tweeted about it but I’ll say it again. One week without NFL has turned into a blank NBA lineup, a placeholder NBA lineup, and $25 lit on fire and flushed down a paint-jobbed toilet via the NASCAR Milly Maker. I am fiending for a win…

  • Super Bowl Sunday DFS Preview: The Kelce Fade 2.0

    Super Bowl Sunday DFS Preview: The Kelce Fade 2.0

    Normally in this first paragraph I talk about getting blasted by the slate and variance, but I’m going to put it simply. I’ve taken my cock out on the last 3 slates. These playoff slates have been the best 3 of the year for me and my DraftKings balance is at a 3-year high (non-deposit).…