The Cash God

Tag: dfs picks

  • Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack

    Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: ASB and the Game Stack

    I was at least cashing all day last week but then got the rug pulled at the last moment when the Chargers-Lions game went off. I’m so fucking tilted at the Jags offense. Holy fucking shit how do you get blasted that badly? When Aiyuk scored that first touchdown I was thinking I’d done it…

  • 3M Open Preview: Cam Davis Saves My DK Account

    3M Open Preview: Cam Davis Saves My DK Account

    The Open was a complete fucking disaster. I haven’t been on this bad of a run in a long time. I have 42 cents left in my DraftKings account. I’m so fucked. Thankfully, Rory gurgled on his own cock once again, but my entry was swimming with the bots as a 3/6. I somehow landed…

  • The Open Preview: Spieth and Leeeeeeverage

    The Open Preview: Spieth and Leeeeeeverage

    Well well well we have arrived at the final major of the year. It seemed like just a few days ago when we were begging for anything in the worst fields of the year during the month of January. I’m going to get it out of the way early. This is an all-time Rory fade…

  • Scottish Open Preview: Thomas the Tank

    Scottish Open Preview: Thomas the Tank

    Cam Young, Adam Schenk, and Denny all brought their dicks out, and so did I. That field was so bad so it was difficult to watch any of it regardless of results. A familiar name graces the top of the field this week. One of these times my keyboard is getting snapped in half by…

  • John Deere Classic Preview: The Grand Slam Breakfast

    John Deere Classic Preview: The Grand Slam Breakfast

    I’m back after recovering from what was an absolute fucking disaster at the U.S. Open. I cashed 0 of my lineups as Homa missed the cut and the rest of my plays gurgled their own fucking dicks for 36-72 holes. I’m still so tilted. Good thing this John Deere Classic field isn’t one of the…

  • Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    I could not weather the storm. Ryders on the storm completely fucked my single-entry lineup with his missed cut. Papa Jon is absolutely dialed in right now he is going to be a very tough fade going forward, despite some inevitable regression. Live look at Papa Jon: It’s time for the plays. Not often will…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock

    This was my worst week of the season. I fucked up so badly. I cut it way too closely to lock trying to upload my lineups and I’m still not sure if it was user error, DraftKings, or Fantasy Labs. Nightmare struck and I was not able to upload my lineups so I just had…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Hurts and the Double RB

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Hurts and the Double RB

    I got fucking blasted. The week I play the Miami stack is the week they gurgle their own sacks at their highest cumulative price in a game where they scored 39 as a team. Going down from Amon-Ra St. Brown to Cooper in almost every situation possible was also a mistake. There was no overcoming…

  • Butterfield Bermuda Championship Preview: S.H. Kim and the Jaegerbombs

    Butterfield Bermuda Championship Preview: S.H. Kim and the Jaegerbombs

    I said this a few weeks ago, but I’m rescinding it now because this one somehow tops it. This is the worst field of all time. I get fucking blasted by NFL this weekend and this is what I open up the PGA section of the app and see. I didn’t think there was a…

  • Monday Night Football Preview: Frankenstein and the Dart

    Monday Night Football Preview: Frankenstein and the Dart

    The slate wasn’t really that bad for me until DK Metcalf got injured and it all started crumbling. Shortly after that Josh Jacobs unveiled his foot-long python on the Texans’ defense and the day was over for me. Somehow the Raiders scored 38 points and Davante Adams didn’t score a touchdown. The highlight of the…