The Cash God

Tag: DFS plays

  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    The Thanksgiving slate started off hot – it usually does. It went downhill quickly as the chalk slappies hit with Dak and Dallas defense. CMC took his cock out on national TV and my fate was sealed. I min cashed one lineup in the Milly, but that was it. The bankroll is totally fucked. Onto…

  • Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…

  • The CJ Cup Preview: Hovland and the Dustballs

    The CJ Cup Preview: Hovland and the Dustballs

    I have a lot of respect for my fellow degens still grinding these golf tournaments with me. I got blasted last week as a result of Bigdicki having the worst round of his life on his home course. Matt Wallace also appeared to forget what a golf club was on his way to a 64th-place…

  • ZOZO Championship DFS Preview: Bigdicki and the Ball Strikers

    ZOZO Championship DFS Preview: Bigdicki and the Ball Strikers

    In hindsight, the Cantplay fade looked like absolute dog ass, but at 40% ownership, I think you can make the argument that it wasn’t that bad. His collapse on Sunday was borderline poetic. I was a Denny McCarthy dick gurgling away from a 6/6 single entry, but at least Kim uncoiled his python and finished…

  • Week 4 Preview: Taylor and the Paint Job

    Week 4 Preview: Taylor and the Paint Job

    I mentioned it in the Monday recap, but I’ll say it again because with variance you never know how many net positive weeks you’ll get. I finally dragged my dick on the slate last week. On my initial lineup run, I ended up with 75% Mack Hollins because of how expensive the Mahomes–Kelce stacks were…