The Cash God

Tag: DFS

  • THE PLAYERS Championship Preview: Will the Thrill and the Cycle of Hits

    THE PLAYERS Championship Preview: Will the Thrill and the Cycle of Hits

    Last week was a complete abomination. Here I was whipping my dick out and swinging it around after I see Rahm’s first round. Little did I know he would proceed to shit bricks for the rest of the tourney. My lineup was already dead when Byeong An withdrew with what they are describing as a…

  • Arnold Palmer Invitational Preview: Fitzmagic and The Year of Rahm

    Arnold Palmer Invitational Preview: Fitzmagic and The Year of Rahm

    I had my 3rd 6/6 single entry on the year last week. I ended up with Lowry, Pendick, Vegas, Jaegerbombs, S. Kim, and Hicock. I got lucky and dodged the Denny dick gurgling because I couldn’t fit him in with Pendick and Lowry, but liked him as a play going into the tournament. Kim had…

  • The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    Last week didn’t do my bankroll any favors. I already tweeted about it but I’ll say it again. One week without NFL has turned into a blank NBA lineup, a placeholder NBA lineup, and $25 lit on fire and flushed down a paint-jobbed toilet via the NASCAR Milly Maker. I am fiending for a win…

  • Genesis Invitational Preview: Bigdicki and the Well Water

    Genesis Invitational Preview: Bigdicki and the Well Water

    I stopped looking at my lineup after the cut last week after having 4 players miss the cut. How the fuck is that even possible? It turns out variance does swing like a pendulum. Shane the fucking brain was a complete failure. Fleetwood, Jizzer, and Posten also inexplicably missed the cut. All in all, it…

  • Super Bowl Sunday DFS Preview: The Kelce Fade 2.0

    Super Bowl Sunday DFS Preview: The Kelce Fade 2.0

    Normally in this first paragraph I talk about getting blasted by the slate and variance, but I’m going to put it simply. I’ve taken my cock out on the last 3 slates. These playoff slates have been the best 3 of the year for me and my DraftKings balance is at a 3-year high (non-deposit).…

  • WM Phoenix Open Preview: Shane the Brain

    WM Phoenix Open Preview: Shane the Brain

    I was a Troy Merritt implosion away from another 6/6 last week. I’m not sure what the fuck happened to him, but course history failed me in that instance and I was left with a single-entry lineup fighting for its fucking life to min-cash. The field this week looks stacked. I begin the week with…

  • AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s

    AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s

    Last week Robby Shelton birdied 18 to deliver my second 6/6 single entry of the year. I had absolutely 0 faith in it. Woodcock butchered half of the course and Cock Palmer forgot how to play golf on day 4. I still profited because of Homa’s win, but it could have been a much bigger…

  • Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood

    I could not weather the storm. Ryders on the storm completely fucked my single-entry lineup with his missed cut. Papa Jon is absolutely dialed in right now he is going to be a very tough fade going forward, despite some inevitable regression. Live look at Papa Jon: It’s time for the plays. Not often will…

  • NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off

    NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off

    The Saturday and Sunday slates last week were a few of my best of the season. On Saturday I thought I had fucked up so badly with Lawrence throwing 4 picks in the first half. But then, foot by foot, his pants snake crept out of hiding. I’m looking to keep it rolling this weekend…

  • The American Express Preview: Tom Kim and the Grand Slam

    The American Express Preview: Tom Kim and the Grand Slam

    Last week was one of my best golf results in recent memory. I had a 6/6 single entry in contention all weekend. There is nothing quite like sweating a Matt Kuchar made cut then having him go on a run to remember on the weekend to finish top 10. It’s safe to say I put…