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Week 5 NFL DFS Preview: Jakobi Please
I can’t say last week went well. I landed on Hampton but suffered through a Malik Nabers torn ACL and a Caleb Williams stack. I’m close to folding it in for the season. I ask this a lot, but does anyone run worse? Have you ever seen variance go the wrong way for someone so…
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Week 4 NFL DFS Preview: Nabers Saves My Season
I got completely dick blasted last week. Nearly last place with a Wentz-Jefferson-Nailor stack. At least KOCK said that every time they put the tape on Nailor is open. That really helps my -90% ROI. I’m currently sitting through another loss on the Thursday night game. The Charboner touchdown being called back fucked me out…
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Week 2 NFL DFS Preview: Breece and the Geezer
There’s no other way to say this, but last week was one of the worst days on Draftkings yet. Waddle was so fucking bad, Kyler was ok but I can’t believe I hadn’t considered the Rodgers and Fields revenge game setup. That was the easiest play of the week and I blew it. That will…
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Week 1 NFL DFS Preview: Waddle for a Million
The time has come. We are back after what felt like the longest offseason of all time. We survived many things, like Diana Russini getting taken for a fucking backpack ride by Rodgers’ agent and Jerry Jones blasting off like he’s playing fantasy football in a free league. We are welcomed to week 1 by…
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Week 7 NFL DFS Preview: Nabers for a Million
Believe it or not I have been on a bit of a min cash heater in showdowns lately. I still don’t think I’ve gone positive on a main slate so it’s all for nothing, but still. I’m right on the fucking doorstep. I’ve landed on the correct game/stack two weeks in a row just can’t…
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Week 6 NFL DFS Preview: Rattler Snake and King Henry Save my Year
I didn’t do a full writeup last week but still got completely fucking blasted. I landed on the Burrow stack and STILL didn’t even cash. I am either so fucking bad or nobody runs worse. Thinking the latter. There’s only one way to save this sinking ship and that’s to fire away again this week.…
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NFL DFS Preview Week 4: Higgins Busts the Slate
Last week was once again all time bad. I had to take a moment before the Sunday night game to think about entering, sitting at a 0% ROI through 3 main slates and multiple showdowns. But then I fired away. You never know when variance will finally be on your side. It’s time for the…
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NFL DFS Week 3 Preview: Bust out the Lambo
Week 1 was a fucking disaster and week 2 followed it up with an even worse result. I had to sit through the Marvin Harrison Jr. flop lag after playing him in nearly 100% of my lineups in week 1. I then submitted one of the worst showdown lineups I’ve ever made on Sunday night,…
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Week 1 NFL DFS Preview: Jet Blasts Off
We are fucking back. 2 games in and I’m already down 100%. I was parading around almost all week about not drafting anyone over the age of 26, even going as far as taking an early victory lap after Mark Andrews removed a rib and sucked his own dick on Thursday night. Then Barkley had…
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The Masters Preview: Iron Man and the Hits
GEOOOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOORGIA. GEOOOOOOORGIA ON MY MIIIIIIIIIND. I’m back and there’s not a fucking chance I’m passing up on a chance at a million this weekend. There are so many story lines this week and I’m jacking it like no other. I’ve barely recovered from last year when Zalatoris withdrew prior to taking a single swing,…
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