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  • Week 2 NFL DFS Preview: Etienne and the Well

    Week 2 NFL DFS Preview: Etienne and the Well

    All things considered week 1 could have been a lot worse. Don’t get me wrong I got completely dick blasted by the slate, but I didn’t lose it all despite not having as much Tyreek as I needed and having nearly 100% Cooper. There’s no beating around the bush here. Deshaun Watson is fucking terrible.…

  • Week 14 Preview: Sanders and the Bad Stack

    Week 14 Preview: Sanders and the Bad Stack

    There is nothing worse than going into a week thinking you read the slate like a book only to see an absolute 0 at the end of the day. We finally had some good games and I performed a dick-gurgling routine on myself with Lawrence, Mahomes, and Herbert. I’m not sure how many times I…

  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Hide the Cameraman

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Hide the Cameraman

    After getting almost last on Monday after the Rondale Moore injury, it became worse on Thursday. Pollard was fucking terrible and I ended up with a few too many double Bills RB. That alone should be enough to automatically deactivate my DraftKings account. I had no faith in the Kirk stacks without Darrisaw and against…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Moore Colt

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Moore Colt

    I opened the app at about 12:45 central and immediately had my pants split at the crotch seeing that I was in first. I then got completely fucked by the second half of the early games and the late games. Playing Ben Skowronek, Kenyan Drake, and Brian Robinson was so fucking bad I deserved my…

  • RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    Last week was the first 6/6 in a long time, but Aaron Wise prevented me from winning anything meaningful. He started out T1 after a -5 first round and began his sack gurgling routine on Friday, finishing T22. Scheffler finished T9, which was actually pretty fucking bad for the field, another week without the number…

  • Week 5 Preview: Big Mike and the Volcano

    Week 5 Preview: Big Mike and the Volcano

    I liked Geno going into last week, but there’s no way I could have predicted that type of game from him. He was swinging his cock around the field like he was back in West Virginia circa 2012. I went a little heavier on Lamar than I should have and faded Hockencock so that ultimately…