The Cash God

Tag: draftkings pga

  • The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    The Honda Classic Preview: Pendick and the Hits

    Last week didn’t do my bankroll any favors. I already tweeted about it but I’ll say it again. One week without NFL has turned into a blank NBA lineup, a placeholder NBA lineup, and $25 lit on fire and flushed down a paint-jobbed toilet via the NASCAR Milly Maker. I am fiending for a win…

  • RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    Last week was the first 6/6 in a long time, but Aaron Wise prevented me from winning anything meaningful. He started out T1 after a -5 first round and began his sack gurgling routine on Friday, finishing T22. Scheffler finished T9, which was actually pretty fucking bad for the field, another week without the number…

  • Houston Open Preview: Wise and Scheffler’s Quest

    Houston Open Preview: Wise and Scheffler’s Quest

    I’m slamming the Viagra for these golf slates. There’s no option. I just missed a min-cash on my single entry last week as a result of S.H. Kim performing a dick-gurgling routine on himself. Onto another horrific field. The new year cannot come quick enough for these golf events. S.H. and I both gurgling on…