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  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Stevenson and the Gardner Snake Uncoiling

    The Thanksgiving slate started off hot – it usually does. It went downhill quickly as the chalk slappies hit with Dak and Dallas defense. CMC took his cock out on national TV and my fate was sealed. I min cashed one lineup in the Milly, but that was it. The bankroll is totally fucked. Onto…

  • Wild Card Sunday NFL DFS Special: Barkley, Hodgins and the Thielen Curtain Call

    Wild Card Sunday NFL DFS Special: Barkley, Hodgins and the Thielen Curtain Call

    DraftKings had a few options this weekend, but they didn’t make it a 6-game slate, or even a 5-game Saturday-Sunday slate. The good news with that is that we have more shots on goal. The bad news is that I *could* be losing 3 times as much money this weekend. Or maybe I take my…

  • Week 18 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: McCaffrey and the Dustballs

    Week 18 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: McCaffrey and the Dustballs

    I’d first like to say that it was great to hear some positive news regarding Damar Hamlin on Thursday/Friday and hopefully we continue to hear good things and we hope for the best in the coming days. I don’t have much of a recap other than I had another -95% ROI day on Sunday. I…

  • Week 14 Preview: Sanders and the Bad Stack

    Week 14 Preview: Sanders and the Bad Stack

    There is nothing worse than going into a week thinking you read the slate like a book only to see an absolute 0 at the end of the day. We finally had some good games and I performed a dick-gurgling routine on myself with Lawrence, Mahomes, and Herbert. I’m not sure how many times I…

  • Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Kelce and the Chubb

    Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Kelce and the Chubb

    There is a serious chance I need to retire from showdowns. I am so fucking bad. Every time I enter, I am convinced I’ve found the nuts only to be in complete shambles after the game’s first touchdown. The showdown slate on Monday was a continuation of the dick dusting I received on Thursday and…

  • Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Hide the Cameraman

    Week 12 NFL DFS Preview: Hide the Cameraman

    After getting almost last on Monday after the Rondale Moore injury, it became worse on Thursday. Pollard was fucking terrible and I ended up with a few too many double Bills RB. That alone should be enough to automatically deactivate my DraftKings account. I had no faith in the Kirk stacks without Darrisaw and against…

  • RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    RSM Classic Preview: Griffin and the Course History

    Last week was the first 6/6 in a long time, but Aaron Wise prevented me from winning anything meaningful. He started out T1 after a -5 first round and began his sack gurgling routine on Friday, finishing T22. Scheffler finished T9, which was actually pretty fucking bad for the field, another week without the number…

  • Week 4 Preview: Taylor and the Paint Job

    Week 4 Preview: Taylor and the Paint Job

    I mentioned it in the Monday recap, but I’ll say it again because with variance you never know how many net positive weeks you’ll get. I finally dragged my dick on the slate last week. On my initial lineup run, I ended up with 75% Mack Hollins because of how expensive the Mahomes–Kelce stacks were…