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NFL Championship Sunday DFS Preview: Skeleton Key Perine and the Chase Fade
I kept it fucking rolling last week until Saturday night at around 1am when I degen-entered the Sunday-only slate. I still ended up with a good week despite losing every single entry on the Sunday-only slate. Another 2 game slate this weekend with only 4 teams left. It’s more important than ever to really pick…
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Farmers Insurance Open Preview: Homa and the Wood
I could not weather the storm. Ryders on the storm completely fucked my single-entry lineup with his missed cut. Papa Jon is absolutely dialed in right now he is going to be a very tough fade going forward, despite some inevitable regression. Live look at Papa Jon: It’s time for the plays. Not often will…
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NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off
The Saturday and Sunday slates last week were a few of my best of the season. On Saturday I thought I had fucked up so badly with Lawrence throwing 4 picks in the first half. But then, foot by foot, his pants snake crept out of hiding. I’m looking to keep it rolling this weekend…
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The American Express Preview: Tom Kim and the Grand Slam
Last week was one of my best golf results in recent memory. I had a 6/6 single entry in contention all weekend. There is nothing quite like sweating a Matt Kuchar made cut then having him go on a run to remember on the weekend to finish top 10. It’s safe to say I put…
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Wild Card Sunday NFL DFS Special: Barkley, Hodgins and the Thielen Curtain Call
DraftKings had a few options this weekend, but they didn’t make it a 6-game slate, or even a 5-game Saturday-Sunday slate. The good news with that is that we have more shots on goal. The bad news is that I *could* be losing 3 times as much money this weekend. Or maybe I take my…
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Sony Open DFS Preview: HealedNeki and the Geezer
Last week, I picked a winner in Papa Jon and had Zalatoris at 8%. Unfortunately, Billy Horsecock had one of the worst tournaments of his life and finished close to last. He had to be one of the only players to shoot over par on any of the four days. I will be noting that…
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Week 18 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: McCaffrey and the Dustballs
I’d first like to say that it was great to hear some positive news regarding Damar Hamlin on Thursday/Friday and hopefully we continue to hear good things and we hope for the best in the coming days. I don’t have much of a recap other than I had another -95% ROI day on Sunday. I…
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Sentry Tournament of Champions Preview: Will the Thrill
We are back. My golf mind is rested and I am ready to win back all that has been lost over the past months. This is actually a good field to start the year so no Viagra is needed for this one. It’s time for the plays. Almost no one had a more disappointing season…
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Week 17 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Etienne and the Pendulum
I was coming off one of my worst DFS Sundays of the season on Monday. I then sit back to watch the Colts-Chargers game with two season-long teams needing about 5 points out of Dick Folds to advance. I was relaxed. What Folds do? He proceeds to gurgle his own dick like it’s the last…
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Week 16 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Cook and the Game Stack
I’m coming off one of the worst weeks I’ve ever had. DraftKings and/or Fantasy Labs owes me around $1.1 million for not allowing me to upload my set of lineups. I don’t know how else to say it. I then was knocked out of all best ball tournaments on Monday Night while watching my Rodgers…
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