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NFL DFS Week 1 Preview: Cooper and the Super Genius

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Week 17 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Etienne and the Pendulum

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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Olave and Double RB

Variance must be worse than ever this season. My stacks were so fucking bad. I even slipped a Rodgers lineup in the milly and that was a massive mistake. DeShaun Watson looked like complete ass shit, but the Browns’ defense somehow got 30 points, breaking the slate. I’m not sure how many more weeks like…
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Monday Night Football Preview: The Rams Onslaught

My Lamar double stacks and zero Hockencock were the nails in the coffin to my chances of profiting on Sunday. Variance caught up to me a bit with none of my Geno stacks having Hockencock as the comeback. That’s inexcusably bad, but I couldn’t stomach the high ownership and saw Goff relentlessly feed Reynolds last…
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Monday Night Football Preview: Unleash Jake Ferguson

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Week 2 Preview: Dick Chubb’s Eruption

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UFC 276: Adesanya vs. Cannonier Preview: Miller Time and Cerrone’s Pasture Ceremony

Last week would have been completely dicks out had Kelleher not had his nutsack forcibly inserted into his own mouth by Bautista. There was some chatter about him looking like complete dogshit in the face-off before the fight so maybe I should have taken that more into consideration. Regardless, it was a pretty good result…
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UFC Fight Night Tsarukyan vs. Gamrot Preview: Moises and the Tank

Last week got fucked because the Lauzon fight was canceled. I was reading somewhere that Lauzon was piping one of the cleaners in his hotel shower pre-fight, slipped a bit, and tweaked his knee. I watched an entire video of him getting treatment on it and that’s the conclusion I came to as well. His…