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Week 5 NFL DFS Preview: Jakobi Please
I can’t say last week went well. I landed on Hampton but suffered through a Malik Nabers torn ACL and a Caleb Williams stack. I’m close to folding it in for the season. I ask this a lot, but does anyone run worse? Have you ever seen variance go the wrong way for someone so…
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Week 7 NFL DFS Preview: Nabers for a Million
Believe it or not I have been on a bit of a min cash heater in showdowns lately. I still don’t think I’ve gone positive on a main slate so it’s all for nothing, but still. I’m right on the fucking doorstep. I’ve landed on the correct game/stack two weeks in a row just can’t…
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Week 13 NFL DFS Preview: Back to the Bijan Well
I thought I’d stumbled upon the nuts last week when I saw the fucking Gardner snake running in a touchdown and Pittman going wild. The snake cooled down and somehow only ended with 15. My dick was creeping out of my pants, somehow only culminating in a min cash. What the fuck. I’m seeing the…
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Scottish Open Preview: Thomas the Tank
Cam Young, Adam Schenk, and Denny all brought their dicks out, and so did I. That field was so bad so it was difficult to watch any of it regardless of results. A familiar name graces the top of the field this week. One of these times my keyboard is getting snapped in half by…
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Arnold Palmer Invitational Preview: Fitzmagic and The Year of Rahm
I had my 3rd 6/6 single entry on the year last week. I ended up with Lowry, Pendick, Vegas, Jaegerbombs, S. Kim, and Hicock. I got lucky and dodged the Denny dick gurgling because I couldn’t fit him in with Pendick and Lowry, but liked him as a play going into the tournament. Kim had…
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WM Phoenix Open Preview: Shane the Brain
I was a Troy Merritt implosion away from another 6/6 last week. I’m not sure what the fuck happened to him, but course history failed me in that instance and I was left with a single-entry lineup fighting for its fucking life to min-cash. The field this week looks stacked. I begin the week with…
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AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s
Last week Robby Shelton birdied 18 to deliver my second 6/6 single entry of the year. I had absolutely 0 faith in it. Woodcock butchered half of the course and Cock Palmer forgot how to play golf on day 4. I still profited because of Homa’s win, but it could have been a much bigger…
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