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Week 2 NFL DFS Preview: Etienne and the Well
All things considered week 1 could have been a lot worse. Don’t get me wrong I got completely dick blasted by the slate, but I didn’t lose it all despite not having as much Tyreek as I needed and having nearly 100% Cooper. There’s no beating around the bush here. Deshaun Watson is fucking terrible.…
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Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: Gabe Davis and the Dome
Bears GM, Tank Commander Poles woke up with the biggest erection of his life on Monday morning after seeing Fields blast off and lose (salvaging their top 5 pick odds). Fields is clearly in play every week now that HC Eberflus has removed his head from his own anus. Nothing went egregiously wrong last week.…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Double Kicker and the Chubb
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Monday Night Football Preview: Frankenstein and the Dart
The slate wasn’t really that bad for me until DK Metcalf got injured and it all started crumbling. Shortly after that Josh Jacobs unveiled his foot-long python on the Texans’ defense and the day was over for me. Somehow the Raiders scored 38 points and Davante Adams didn’t score a touchdown. The highlight of the…
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Week 7 NFL DFS Preview: King Henry and the Point Chase
Starting off my lineups last week with Kirk, Lamar, or Kyler clearly was not a winning formula, but getting onto Tyreek and Mark Andrews allowed me to salvage my sack from a total loss. Return to the Superdome narrative against a dogshit Saints defense missing Lattimore should have been at the forefront of my mind…
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Monday Night Football Preview: Russ and Hackkjob Finally Cook
I don’t know what else to say other than the Kirk stacks were a fucking terrible idea. The Dolphins’ offense was limper than Matt Ryan’s penis elbow so there was absolutely no speeding up the pace of the game, despite the Vikings’ defense being possibly the worst in the league. Even the Bears scored 20…
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Week 6 NFL DFS Preview: Action Jackson and the TE Hogs
Chalk James Robinson and the 22% Cowboys D drained my profit along with my dick faster than I thought was humanly possible on Sunday afternoon. I had a few Josh Allen to Gabe Davis/Shakir lineups, but went way too heavy on Herbert to Mike Williams and completely faded the Bucs-Falcons game where Uncle Fourskin left…
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Monday Night Football Preview: JuJu Unveils and the Kelce Fade
The Cash God 