-
NFL DFS Week 1 Preview: Cooper and the Super Genius
The time is once again upon us. I barely made it through the PGA season without taking out a fucking loan to cover my weekly losses. It all started with the Zalatoris WD in April. I never recovered. I’m back and it’s time to win it all back in one week. I’m finishing this immediately…
-
AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am Preview: Spieth and I Head to Denny’s
Last week Robby Shelton birdied 18 to deliver my second 6/6 single entry of the year. I had absolutely 0 faith in it. Woodcock butchered half of the course and Cock Palmer forgot how to play golf on day 4. I still profited because of Homa’s win, but it could have been a much bigger…
-
Week 16 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Cook and the Game Stack
I’m coming off one of the worst weeks I’ve ever had. DraftKings and/or Fantasy Labs owes me around $1.1 million for not allowing me to upload my set of lineups. I don’t know how else to say it. I then was knocked out of all best ball tournaments on Monday Night while watching my Rodgers…
-
Week 14 Preview: Sanders and the Bad Stack
There is nothing worse than going into a week thinking you read the slate like a book only to see an absolute 0 at the end of the day. We finally had some good games and I performed a dick-gurgling routine on myself with Lawrence, Mahomes, and Herbert. I’m not sure how many times I…
-
Week 11 NFL DFS Preview: Gabe Davis and the Dome
Bears GM, Tank Commander Poles woke up with the biggest erection of his life on Monday morning after seeing Fields blast off and lose (salvaging their top 5 pick odds). Fields is clearly in play every week now that HC Eberflus has removed his head from his own anus. Nothing went egregiously wrong last week.…
The Cash God 