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UFC Fight Night Dos Anjos vs. Fiziev Preview: Nina Nunes and Leverage
I went full-blown donkey dick last week. I’m not sure what the fuck I was thinking with Clark going against the armbar queen. Strickland was also a massive mistake. Needless to say, my lineup was near dead last and I need to deposit again. I’ll get right into the plays for this week. The first…
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UFC 276: Adesanya vs. Cannonier Preview: Miller Time and Cerrone’s Pasture Ceremony
Last week would have been completely dicks out had Kelleher not had his nutsack forcibly inserted into his own mouth by Bautista. There was some chatter about him looking like complete dogshit in the face-off before the fight so maybe I should have taken that more into consideration. Regardless, it was a pretty good result…
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UFC Fight Night Tsarukyan vs. Gamrot Preview: Moises and the Tank
Last week got fucked because the Lauzon fight was canceled. I was reading somewhere that Lauzon was piping one of the cleaners in his hotel shower pre-fight, slipped a bit, and tweaked his knee. I watched an entire video of him getting treatment on it and that’s the conclusion I came to as well. His…
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UFC Fight Night Kattar vs. Emmett Preview: The Buckler
This is the first week of a new set of articles for MMA. I’ll be picking 6 fighters each week to create The Cash God’s lineup. It’s time for the picks. I’ll start with Cody Stamann. Stamann is poised to beat Wineland harder than I beat my dick every morning. At $9.5k he is the…