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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock

This was my worst week of the season. I fucked up so badly. I cut it way too closely to lock trying to upload my lineups and I’m still not sure if it was user error, DraftKings, or Fantasy Labs. Nightmare struck and I was not able to upload my lineups so I just had…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Likely Solo Kamara

It really began to set in when I got the Mixon touchdown notification for the third time that my day was fucking over. It didn’t end there. He kept pounding. Between 0 Mixon and Aaron Jones finding his floor, I got absolutely dick-dusted. I think it’s safe to say a few things: 1) Herbert is…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Double Kicker and the Chubb

I could hardly open the DraftKings app on Sunday. I inexplicably faded Tony Pollard, got slapped in the face by the long dick of the law in Alvin Kamara, and finished near the bots in almost all of my contests. I don’t want to see any victory lapping about Pollard. He barely played over 50%…