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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock
This was my worst week of the season. I fucked up so badly. I cut it way too closely to lock trying to upload my lineups and I’m still not sure if it was user error, DraftKings, or Fantasy Labs. Nightmare struck and I was not able to upload my lineups so I just had…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Olave and Double RB
Variance must be worse than ever this season. My stacks were so fucking bad. I even slipped a Rodgers lineup in the milly and that was a massive mistake. DeShaun Watson looked like complete ass shit, but the Browns’ defense somehow got 30 points, breaking the slate. I’m not sure how many more weeks like…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: The Freier and the D
I faded Garrett Wilson when I saw a 30%+ ownership projection and he proceeded to remove his dick from his shorts and swing it around at less than half of that. Mike White appears to be the real deal and they play the Vikings next week so I’ll be noting that for the main slate.…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Likely Solo Kamara
It really began to set in when I got the Mixon touchdown notification for the third time that my day was fucking over. It didn’t end there. He kept pounding. Between 0 Mixon and Aaron Jones finding his floor, I got absolutely dick-dusted. I think it’s safe to say a few things: 1) Herbert is…
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Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Double Kicker and the Chubb
I could hardly open the DraftKings app on Sunday. I inexplicably faded Tony Pollard, got slapped in the face by the long dick of the law in Alvin Kamara, and finished near the bots in almost all of my contests. I don’t want to see any victory lapping about Pollard. He barely played over 50%…
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