The Cash God

Tag: Packers

  • Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles

    I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…

  • Week 17 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Etienne and the Pendulum

    Week 17 NFL DFS Main Slate Preview: Etienne and the Pendulum

    I was coming off one of my worst DFS Sundays of the season on Monday. I then sit back to watch the Colts-Chargers game with two season-long teams needing about 5 points out of Dick Folds to advance. I was relaxed. What Folds do? He proceeds to gurgle his own dick like it’s the last…

  • Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock

    Monday Night Football DFS Preview: Rodgers and the Lock

    This was my worst week of the season. I fucked up so badly. I cut it way too closely to lock trying to upload my lineups and I’m still not sure if it was user error, DraftKings, or Fantasy Labs. Nightmare struck and I was not able to upload my lineups so I just had…

  • Week 9 NFL DFS Preview: Jones and the Sherbert Explosion

    Week 9 NFL DFS Preview: Jones and the Sherbert Explosion

    I described it in detail in the Monday Night Football write-up, but I lost it all on Sunday. No Kamara and fading the Pollard chalk was enough to cancel out any profit. After looking at the winning lineups I take some solace in the fact that these had to be some of the all-time chalkiest…