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NFL DFS Week 3 Preview: Bust out the Lambo
Week 1 was a fucking disaster and week 2 followed it up with an even worse result. I had to sit through the Marvin Harrison Jr. flop lag after playing him in nearly 100% of my lineups in week 1. I then submitted one of the worst showdown lineups I’ve ever made on Sunday night,…
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2024 March Madness: Cash God’s Manifesto
We have once again arrived at the best time of the year. It’s the most dicks out 2 weeks of gambling. I finished the NFL season in complete shambles and am making my comeback into golf. My bracket last year was complete dogshit. There is no chance that happens again this year. My legacy is…
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Thanksgiving Day Special: Frankenstein Gobbles
I somehow cashed some entries last week, including the Sunday Night Showdown by .01 of a point. Despite that I still fucking deposited this week. I see the ball well on Thanksgiving Slates and have always liked them the most. This is a Cash God Legacy slate tomorrow. It’s time for Jordan Love. I think…
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NFL Divisional Round DFS Preview: Deebo and I Jag Off
The Saturday and Sunday slates last week were a few of my best of the season. On Saturday I thought I had fucked up so badly with Lawrence throwing 4 picks in the first half. But then, foot by foot, his pants snake crept out of hiding. I’m looking to keep it rolling this weekend…
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Week 3 Preview: Chase and the Long Spray
It’s a little early in the year for the slate to flow through me like it did this past week, but I’d like to report that the pants I wore on Sunday look as if a steel fucking pole the shape and size of a Pringles can got strapped to a firework and blasted through…
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